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Dynamike
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Because he tried to dress cool like Dynamike.

Why do they say Dynamike dresses the best?
MagicBus
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Because "they" were comparing him to Magic Bus. Penquins are better dressed than Magic Bus.

Why did Criss Angel wear a tuxedo at the Luxor?
MikeHMagic
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He was imitating a magician

Will DynaMike ever perform the 101 elephant trick?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works."
MagicBus
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Yes- Because the thought the elephant had a "substitution trunk."

Why did Steinmeyer think so much of Vanishing an Elephant?
joseph
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That's all that can fit in his square circle..

Why did the juggler chase the magician?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Father Photius
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To get his balls back.

What did the magician do with the juggler's balls?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Dynamike
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Hid them in his toppit.

Why did the magician join in on the mentalism club?
MagicBus
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He was trying to locate Phil Goldstein.

Why do mentalists always rub their eyebrows when attempting to think of the spectator's chosen card or color?
Dynamike
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To peek at the tiny LCD screen on his finger showing footage of the secret camera behind the spectator.

Why did Jay decide to join the "escape" club?
MagicBus
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Because it was cheaper than going to Siberia.

Why did Higgins do magic for the evening show at Abbott's?
joseph
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Dynamike was busy..

Why did the magician do a show at the nuclear plant?...
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Dynamike
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Because he was Dynamike's nephew, Lil Fire Cracker.

Why did all the magicians quit doing magic for 30 days?
MagicBus
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They found out that the Swine Flu is transmitted off the backs of Bicycle cards...

How the did the magician make pigs fly?
MikeHMagic
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Because Horses have already benn done

Can you make a changebag from a sow's ear?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works."
Father Photius
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No but you can make a pretty good bar b que from the rest of the sow.

Why did the magician bang himself in the head with the hammer every time before he did the linking rings?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Dynamike
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He was banging the memory out of his subconscious trying to remember Dynamike's method.

Why did Dynamike return to the Café after his show?
Bill Ligon
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A sure sign of a misspent youth:
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It was the only place he could find to hide from the audience.

Why did the magician wrap himself in red ribbon?
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MikeHMagic
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Because DynaMike was out of purple ribbon.

How did the magician make his rabbit dance?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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joseph
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He held it by the ears..

How did the magician pay for his groceries?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Father Photius
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He didn't he starved to death.

Why did the magician lock himself in the freezer?
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