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MagicBus
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For his Amazing Jonathan skewer thru tongue finale'.

Why did The Amazing Boffo drink "Five Hour Energy" before his performance?
Father Photius
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Because he figured that is how long he'd have to run to get away from his audience.

Why did the magician move to Kalamazoo?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Bill Ligon
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A sure sign of a misspent youth:
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He was from Australia and thought it said "kangaroo."

Why did the magician buy flood insurance?
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Father Photius
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To protect his props when he cried over his losses performing.

Why did the magician have his left hand sewn on backwards?
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joseph
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To eliminate a practice mirror..

Why did the magician perform in a hurricane?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Father Photius
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He wanted his audience to be blown away.

Why did the magician throw his assistant down a well?
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joseph
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He wanted to make a wish that he could earn a living doing magic..

Why did the magician follow his assistant down the well?...
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JamesTong
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To retrieve the thumb tip which is in the assistant's pocket.

Why did the magician insists that he can earn a living as a full time magician?
Dynamike
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Because he went to Dynamike's training school.

Why does Dynamike's training school have the best deals for students?
joseph
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The 2nd deal, the bottom deal, the..

What was floating in the magicians milk pitcher?...
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MikeHMagic
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His assitant because he couldn't afford a water levitation

Why did the milk pitcher trick get a standing "O"?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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Father Photius
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Because the cow kept the M and the other O.

Why did the magician produce a pitcher of beer?
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Dynamike
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Because he wanted to make sure the AA members paid him before he left.

Why did the magician always want to use a rooster in his act?
JamesTong
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He has already eaten all his doves, chicks and ducks.

Why did the magician do, when during his performance at the beach, the tsunami came suddenly without warning?
magicgeorge
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Wished he had more slush powder.

Why did the hedgehog eat a banana?
MikeHMagic
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Because he was hungry you big silly!

Why did the clown do the honeydew melon trick?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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MagicBus
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Because Gallagher and his brother were not around.

How many rabbits can you get into a Jumbo Rabbit Die Box?
Dynamike
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Dead or alive?

Why is Dynamike nicest enough to spend time with us here?
joseph
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It's his 4 week break between shows..

Why did the magician use a bucket for a tip box?...
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JamesTong
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He is hoping to stike it rich.

Why did the magician want to attend a magic convention?
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