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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts 
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To get over the Greek Festival! (TAOM, here I come!)
Why did the magician give his assistant Milk of Magnesia?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24120 Posts
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Because her breast were too small for her outfit.
When is Photius going to start correcting Dynamike's post? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He won't. He'd already given up.
Why did the magician decide to use the pumpkin as the zombie ball for Halloween? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24120 Posts
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Because he did not have enough pesos to afford a zombie ball.
What did James say to his audience after he reached 5,000 post? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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I am going to retire ...
What did the magician do when he cannot reach the performance venue in time? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24120 Posts
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Call everyone to meet him where ever he was at the moment.
What is the best thing to do if it pours rains during your act? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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If the audience don't turn up, then get out your notebook and start posting at the Café ... and you still get paid.
Why did the magician panic when his assistant did not turn up for the performance? |
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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His assistant had all the props.
What did he then say to his assistant?
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
<BR>A TASSEL ON THE LUNATIC FRINGE |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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You are fired!
What did the assistant say to him? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24120 Posts
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I ain't giving you nothing when we go to bed tonight.
Why did the magician use a turtle in his act? |
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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It was a gift from his mother-in-law.
Why didn't he use the alligator?
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
<BR>A TASSEL ON THE LUNATIC FRINGE |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17175 Posts
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He needed it to make his shoes..
Why did the magician skip dinner?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24120 Posts
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Because he accidentally made his food vanish?
Why did the magician sing after his act? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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He wanted the his supper
Why does Rainblow the untalented clown sing to her aurience?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24120 Posts
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Because she wanted to bore the men audience the best way she could.
When is a magician not a magician? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17175 Posts
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When he is riding his unicycle..
Where did the magician buy his ropes?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24120 Posts
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He would save money by traveling to China to buy them once a week.
Why did the little girl slap Photius in the face after his performance? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He challened her that every time he was slapped his beard would change color.
Why did Dynamike decide to perform in Mongolia? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24120 Posts
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He could charge more in Mongolia because the economy was so bad everywhere else in the world.
Why do like mentioning Dynamike's name the most? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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It's a no brainer name to type on the keypad.
When did the magician decide to go full time in magic? |
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