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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts 
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He was inspired by Dynamike.
What did the magician say to the mentalist? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Follow me and I'll show you how to become a magician.
Who did the magician learn the floating coconut from? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Gilligan of "Gilligan's Island".
Why did the psychic decide to become a magician? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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No one believe he is a psychic.
Why did the magician choose to perform flourishes only? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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So he would not have to worry about anyone figuring out his tricks.
What are the best type of magicians in the world? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17450 Posts
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The ones with over 6,000 posts..
Why did the magician perform the linking hula hoops?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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As a demo to join the linking hula Ring.
What is Michael Ammar doing at TAOM?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17450 Posts
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Waiting for Dynamike to show up..
What does TAOM also stand for?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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The association of Old Magicians.
(poor Michael, he is gonna be waiting a loooonnnggg time). Why is Walt Blaney zaney?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17450 Posts
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He was stung by the magic bug..
Why would the dove keep landing on the magicians head?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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The magician was bald and the dove thought it was her egg.
Why did the magicians assistant pluck all the tail feathers out of all the doves?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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The dove pocket is too small to load the dove.
Why did the magician like to work with small chicks only? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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The big ones scare him
Why did the clown make a rooster appear?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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To prove to the parents kids are less scared of clowns.
Why did Photius refuse to perform the billiard ball trick? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He only uses those balls made by James Tong (couldn't resist this one
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Why did the magician try to saw the car into half? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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So he could save on gas.
Why did the magician believe in using many doves during his act? |
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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Because he just bought ten gross of dove eggs.
Why didn't he just eat the eggs?
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He wanted to but Dynamike beat him to it.
Why did the magician performed so seriously and stressfully at the magician convention? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Quote:
On 2009-09-03 11:33, JamesTong wrote: I'm sorry, but I had no choice. There is nothing else to find to eat in this ghetto I'm living in with bad economy. Quote:
Why did the magician performed so seriously and stressfully at the magician convention? Because he heard Dynamike was going to be his competition. Why do most magicians e-mail Dynamike for support? |
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55john55 Regular user 137 Posts
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They think he adopted them.
How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb? |
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