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Bill Ligon
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A sure sign of a misspent youth:
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Two. One to change the bulb and the other to steal the idea.

How many light bulbs does it take to change a magician?
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55john55
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Only one bulb, but it needs a very large diaper.

How many magicians does it take to change a heavy bulb?
MagicBus
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One- as long as it is the Harry Blackstone, Jr. floating lightbulb. Many more lightbulbs needed if he is trying to copy the "Mr. Electric" act including doing the string of bulbs from the mouth. Only one to smash up if doing the "restored" light bulb effect like Criss Angel did a few weeks ago. Or do you need two for that? Unless doing milk poured from the lit lightbulb... Final Answer: Can be anywhere from one to a hundred!

How many magicians does it take to buy a magic product to then classify said purchased product as a real "hit" amongst the magic community?
MikeHMagic
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One but he has to have a big mouth...or be DynaMike

why did the magician stop halfway across the road?
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JamesTong
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He saw Dynamike walking across the road naked and the police officer was charging him for indecency.

What does the magician need to do to make it big time in the market?
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A big clock..

Why did the magician throw his zig zag illusion out the window?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Dynamike
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So he would stop destroying his assistants.

Why do children request Dynamike at their party the most?
joseph
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They are the only ones who watch his ring routine..

What is the magician's favorite gimmick?...
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JamesTong
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A real blindfold so they cannot see Dynamike's linking rings routine at all.

Why are magicians now avoiding Dynamike's linking rings routine?
joseph
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The workshop is $3,000..

Why did the magician use wood linking rings?...
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JamesTong
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So Dynamike cannot accuse him for stealing his routine.

Why did the magician like to dress up like superman in his performance?
joseph
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He can fly away if the crowd comes after him..

Why did the magician produce 5,000 coins?...
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JamesTong
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To show Dynamike that he can do it without any problem.

Why did the magician refuse to do the misers dream for the kids?
joseph
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They wanted balloon animals instead..

What did the magician say to the taxman?...
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JamesTong
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I have been working for foodstamps and are they taxable?

What did the magician bring with him on his tour around the country?
MikeHMagic
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His 8 "assisants" and 2 thumbs

Why did Rainblow the kiddie klown suck on Noel the necromancer's thumb?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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joseph
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He was made completely from candy..

Why did the magician hire a lawyer as his assistant?...
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Father Photius
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Because he got tired of paying the lawyer to do nothing.

Why do magicians always run over schedule at convention shows?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
JamesTong
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They have not practiced and rehearsed to be on time.

Why do magicians like to watch other magicians' magic shows at magic conventions?
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I'm not answering that until you make it more magic related.

Why did the the frog eat a pizza?
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