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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts 
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Two. One to change the bulb and the other to steal the idea.
How many light bulbs does it take to change a magician?
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55john55 Regular user 135 Posts
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Only one bulb, but it needs a very large diaper.
How many magicians does it take to change a heavy bulb? |
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MagicBus Inner circle Kalamazoo, Michigan 2862 Posts
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One- as long as it is the Harry Blackstone, Jr. floating lightbulb. Many more lightbulbs needed if he is trying to copy the "Mr. Electric" act including doing the string of bulbs from the mouth. Only one to smash up if doing the "restored" light bulb effect like Criss Angel did a few weeks ago. Or do you need two for that? Unless doing milk poured from the lit lightbulb... Final Answer: Can be anywhere from one to a hundred!
How many magicians does it take to buy a magic product to then classify said purchased product as a real "hit" amongst the magic community? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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One but he has to have a big mouth...or be DynaMike
why did the magician stop halfway across the road?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He saw Dynamike walking across the road naked and the police officer was charging him for indecency.
What does the magician need to do to make it big time in the market? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17163 Posts
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A big clock..
Why did the magician throw his zig zag illusion out the window?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24111 Posts
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So he would stop destroying his assistants.
Why do children request Dynamike at their party the most? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17163 Posts
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They are the only ones who watch his ring routine..
What is the magician's favorite gimmick?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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A real blindfold so they cannot see Dynamike's linking rings routine at all.
Why are magicians now avoiding Dynamike's linking rings routine? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17163 Posts
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The workshop is $3,000..
Why did the magician use wood linking rings?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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So Dynamike cannot accuse him for stealing his routine.
Why did the magician like to dress up like superman in his performance? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17163 Posts
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He can fly away if the crowd comes after him..
Why did the magician produce 5,000 coins?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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To show Dynamike that he can do it without any problem.
Why did the magician refuse to do the misers dream for the kids? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17163 Posts
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They wanted balloon animals instead..
What did the magician say to the taxman?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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I have been working for foodstamps and are they taxable?
What did the magician bring with him on his tour around the country? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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His 8 "assisants" and 2 thumbs
Why did Rainblow the kiddie klown suck on Noel the necromancer's thumb?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17163 Posts
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He was made completely from candy..
Why did the magician hire a lawyer as his assistant?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Because he got tired of paying the lawyer to do nothing.
Why do magicians always run over schedule at convention shows?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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They have not practiced and rehearsed to be on time.
Why do magicians like to watch other magicians' magic shows at magic conventions? |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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I'm not answering that until you make it more magic related.
Why did the the frog eat a pizza? |
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