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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts 
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No one is answering that too until you make it more magic related.
Why did the magician levitated the buffalo at the zoo? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17449 Posts
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He wanted to prove levitation was no bull..
Why did the magician finally do a show at the Grand Canyon?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because there were no tourist on that day.
Why did Dynamike leave us after he got so many bookings? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He forgot why he got the bookings and what they are for. So he time to ponder on those bookings.
Why did the magician took an off day for Labor day? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17449 Posts
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The pizza shop was closed..
What is the magician planning for Halloween?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Tricks for treats, hoping he will get enough candy to eat on for a couple of months.
Why did the magician sew the topit on the outside of his jacket?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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So he could find it easily.
Why did he call it a "bottomit?"
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He sew it with the opening facing the bottom and thought he invented something new.
Why did James prefer to use a 'pocketit'? |
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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A pocket what???????
Because he thought he was a kangaroo. Why did he perform "The Vanishing Joey"
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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It is easier to do that than vanishing the elephant.
What did the magician do when he is challenged by the ladies during his act? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Bring out his cup and balls.
Why were the members so happy to see Dynamike again after he returned to the Café? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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What did the magician do when he found out that he signed a contract to perform in the desert? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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(you look like you are tired of me.)
Collected the money first, then he disappeared. Why is James so happy he is about to have 5000 post? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Quote:
On 2009-09-08 13:37, Dynamike wrote: I copied the wrong smilies
Why is James so happy he is about to have 5000 post? Just got my 5,000th post
Why are there not enough smilies to chose from? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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(now you are half way there, James. After you reach 5,000 more, knock hard on the door so I will let you in.)
Because by looking at your avatar, you have most of the smile smilies. Why was James eager to reach 5000 post? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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So he can say he is now a semi-Eternal Order.
Why are other people advising the magician to practice more? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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Its a dirty job, bt someone has to do it
Why did Rainblow the kiddie klown smell funny?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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MagicBus Inner circle Kalamazoo, Michigan 2870 Posts
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Rainbow had the pot, but no gold. And the pot was dirty.
How did Aldo incorporate an Elvis theme into a $10 magic trick? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17449 Posts
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He performed the folded card in blue suede shoe..
Why did the doctor show his patient a card trick?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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MagicBus Inner circle Kalamazoo, Michigan 2870 Posts
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The doctor said he had good news and bad news. Doctor to patient: "The bad news: you have 2 two weeks to live." "The good news: I learned a new card trick, would you like to see it?"
Why did the Doctor go often to Colon? |
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