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JamesTong
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He had been jobless for a long time and hope he gets a break.

What happened to the mentalist when the winning lotto numbers he predicted did not come true?
Father Photius
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He was still delivering pizzas just like he was before the prediction.

What did the magician give to the terrorist?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
JamesTong
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"A prediction" ... that the terrorists would be successful in all their activities.

What did the terrorists do to the magician when they found out that the prediction did not come true?
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They became mentalists...

What is the mentalist's favorite saying?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Dynamike
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"Magic is non-sense."

How did Joseph respond when he received 7 more post? (7,000)
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A little tear in his eye..

What did the mentalist predict for this thread?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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It will make another page before the day is up.

Why is it Joseph does not believe in capitalization his name?
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He wants to be like the guys on espn..

Why did the magician use a fake hand in his act?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Because he got arrested the last time he used the fake...."other body part"

What did the redneck klown do with her chicken during the magic show?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works."
JamesTong
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The same as the pinkneck klown do with his chicken

Why did the clown magician prefer to use latex chicken for his act?
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The real ones would not fit in his thumbtip..

Why did the magician gain 150 lbs?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
JamesTong
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He made a funny looking costume to he can load chickens, ducks, geese and a baby anaconda as his body loads.

Why did the magician decide to take up smoking?
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He thought he could link the smoke rings..

Why did the magician hide behind the curtain?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Dynamike was there to check whether he is performing the 101 rings routine.

Why did the magician decide to use three female assistants for his act?
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He needed people to hold the 101 rings..

Why did the magician leave the Magic Castle?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
JamesTong
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No one wants to see his 101 rings routine.

Why did the magician think he can be a super-star in magic?
Dynamike
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Because he heard black cows can give white milk and eat green grass.

Why did the magician sing before his show?
JamesTong
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He just heard Susan Boyle sang and wanted to imitate her.

How did the magician overcome his frustration when he made so many mistakes in his act?
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He watched a video of Dynamike's act and felt much better.

Why did the magician buy a crazy goose?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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It was too early for his Christmas goose

How did the clown get the goose's gander?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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