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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15111 Posts 
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Wow that really is amazing but please put your pants back on. hehehe ok that was just wrong but the only thing that came to my warped mind just now. lol
What was Eric's second choice for objects to float in his avatar?
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harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8824 Posts
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His A.R.M.
Does this mortgage rate make my thighs look too big?
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richards New user Brian Richards 82 Posts
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Yes...go sue your realtor!
Before coins, magicians pulled ________ out of ears. |
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nucinud Inner circle New York, New York 1297 Posts
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Potatoes.
How many misers does it take to dream?
"We are what we pretend to be" Kurt Vonnegut, jr.
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ERIC Inner circle New Jersey 1188 Posts
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A handfull
How many professors does it take to make a nightmare? |
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harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8824 Posts
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One and hundreds to market it under another name.
Why is Bryan Richard's burning books? (by the way...saw on your site you have a great library show..)
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15111 Posts
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Because he knows his act is really HOT!
Why does Harris have his mouth open that wide in his avatar?
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wizardofsorts Special user Chicago, IL 936 Posts
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To better fit the potatoes for the "Repeat potatoes from mouth" trick.
Why don't you see house cats in magic shows? Edd
Edd Fairman, Wizard of Sorts is a corporate magician available for your next trade show, hospitality suite, client luncheon, or company event. http://www.wizardofsorts.com
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harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8824 Posts
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They prefer to stay at home.
Why did the cat run into the glass window of the sliding glass door?
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
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ERIC Inner circle New Jersey 1188 Posts
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Who cares, but it was funny!
When left alone in the house, what do cats do? |
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harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8824 Posts
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1. Wonder where did my people go.
2. Run into glass in sliding glass doors 3. Play with the wonder mouse 4. Play with Rocky left out by the forgetful puppeteer 5. Sleep 6. Sleep 7. Sleep How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15111 Posts
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Way too many as they don't have opposable thumbs. =)
How many magicians does it take to create a comedy act?
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nucinud Inner circle New York, New York 1297 Posts
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Just one, and the rest to steal it and say they can do it better, etc.
If it takes a magician a day and a half to cut a lady in half, how many days will it take three magicians to cut the mustard?
"We are what we pretend to be" Kurt Vonnegut, jr.
Now U C It Now U Don't Harry Mandel www.mandelmagic.com |
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harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8824 Posts
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I don't know, but I am guessing much sooner if it is on a chili dog.
What was the most requested song at the Democratic National Convention?
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15111 Posts
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Who Let The Dogs Out! hehehe
What should you do in a show if you can't cut the mustard but realize you have to cut the cheese instead?
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richards New user Brian Richards 82 Posts
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Cut the cheese! You are guaranteed to "Bring Down The House."
Why is the sky really blue? |
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15111 Posts
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Because people couldn't spell Fuscha.
What would magicians do if there were no magic or magicians?
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trickytrav Veteran user 391 Posts
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Vanish
why did the magician cross the road? |
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15111 Posts
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Cause the magic auction was on the other side.
What is the number one thing seen at every magic auction?
Kyle Peron
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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A yawn
What's the difference between Kyle and a roast chicken? |
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