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Wow that really is amazing but please put your pants back on. hehehe ok that was just wrong but the only thing that came to my warped mind just now. lol

What was Eric's second choice for objects to float in his avatar?
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His A.R.M.

Does this mortgage rate make my thighs look too big?
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Yes...go sue your realtor!

Before coins, magicians pulled ________ out of ears.
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Potatoes.

How many misers does it take to dream?
"We are what we pretend to be" Kurt Vonnegut, jr.



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ERIC
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A handfull

How many professors does it take to make a nightmare?
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One and hundreds to market it under another name.

Why is Bryan Richard's burning books? (by the way...saw on your site you have a great library show..)
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Because he knows his act is really HOT!

Why does Harris have his mouth open that wide in his avatar?
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To better fit the potatoes for the "Repeat potatoes from mouth" trick.

Why don't you see house cats in magic shows?

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They prefer to stay at home.

Why did the cat run into the glass window of the sliding glass door?
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Who cares, but it was funny!

When left alone in the house, what do cats do?
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1. Wonder where did my people go.
2. Run into glass in sliding glass doors
3. Play with the wonder mouse
4. Play with Rocky left out by the forgetful puppeteer
5. Sleep
6. Sleep
7. Sleep


How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?
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Way too many as they don't have opposable thumbs. =)

How many magicians does it take to create a comedy act?
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Just one, and the rest to steal it and say they can do it better, etc.

If it takes a magician a day and a half to cut a lady in half, how many days will it take three magicians to cut the mustard?
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I don't know, but I am guessing much sooner if it is on a chili dog.

What was the most requested song at the Democratic National Convention?
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Who Let The Dogs Out! hehehe

What should you do in a show if you can't cut the mustard but realize you have to cut the cheese instead?
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Cut the cheese! You are guaranteed to "Bring Down The House."

Why is the sky really blue?
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Because people couldn't spell Fuscha.

What would magicians do if there were no magic or magicians?
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Vanish




why did the magician cross the road?
magic4u02
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Cause the magic auction was on the other side.

What is the number one thing seen at every magic auction?
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A yawn

What's the difference between Kyle and a roast chicken?
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