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Father Photius
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Roasted and stuffed with dressing.

Why was the magician down in his cups?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
JamesTong
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Because he cannot stack the three cups straight up.

Why was the magician so excited with his 4 cups routine?
MikeHMagic
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Because its only 97 more cups until he can do the 101 cup trick

Where did the klown go on her honeymoon?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works."
JamesTong
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To watch Dynamike perform the 103 rings routine.

Why did Dynamike not perform his 103 rings routine for us?
joseph
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Please ignore my
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He forgot how to link the last 4 ..

Why did the magician set his cards on fire?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
MikeHMagic
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So he could fan the fire

WHat did the Klown bring to the BBQ?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works."
MagicBus
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His friends- as he liked beans- human "beings" that is...

What kind of grill does Mike Weber have?
JamesTong
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Which one ae you referring to?

Why did the magician invite everyone from the Café to his birthday party?
MikeHMagic
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He has no real friends

What did James Tong bring to the party?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works."
JamesTong
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9,765,899 balls

Why did the magician start collecting playing cards as a hobby?
Dynamike
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Because he heard Dynamike say, "Dynamike don't play that."

Why do a lot of ugly females ask for James phone number after his performance?
JamesTong
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He told them that they can become the next big thing in magic after learning Dynamike's 101 rings and they want to know how.

Why did the magician start posting at the "Now that's funny" section of the Café?
Dynamike
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To think of an excuse to stay away from 80 year old wife.

How did Dynamike get so famous by doing so little?
JamesTong
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He just need 14,279 posts to be famous in the Café.

Why did the magician recommend more people to join the Café?
Dynamike
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So he will have more people to answer to get more post?

Why does Dynamike like to support us for free?
JamesTong
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So he can become more famous and more post counts.

Why did the magician like to steal Dynamike's act?
Dynamike
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Because he could not afford it.

Why did most of the members leave the "funny" section after Dynamike entered?
JamesTong
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They are speechless.

Why did the magician prefer to perform at the circus?
Father Photius
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Because he felt they needed something funnier than the clowns.

How did the magician get the water out of his boot?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Bill Ligon
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He read the directions on the heel.

Who invented the "Lota Boot"
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