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MagicBus Inner circle Kalamazoo, Michigan 2870 Posts 
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Chen Lee- he used his boot when doing his first water suspension.
Is Steve Chezaday the world's best "well heeled" magician? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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No, and he doesn't even have as much sole as Dynamike.
Which came first Allakazam or Kalamazoo?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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None! James Tong came first
Why did the magician developed a new act with all kinds of shoes? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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So he would always be aware to run off stage from getting booed.
What keeps Photius away from posting in Dynamike's threads? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He's too busy reading the magic books he bought from the TAOM convention.
Why did the magician run away halfway during his performance? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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He saw DynaMike comingwith 101 rings
Where did the cannibal magician go on his vacation?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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MagicBus Inner circle Kalamazoo, Michigan 2870 Posts
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To Colon as he thought it was a body part.
When he got to Colon, where did he eat instead? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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The Hot Dog Café
Why did the magician perform at the zoo for free? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because all the monkeys went ape over his act.
Why was the magician replaced on the show's program by a monkey?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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The monkey happens to be a trained pickpocket expert and it is more entertaining watching the small fella stealing items from the audiences.
Why did the magician decide to change his act? |
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MagicBus Inner circle Kalamazoo, Michigan 2870 Posts
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Everyone had already seen his Zig Zag, Sword Basket, Broom Suspension, and Super X Levitation.
Why do magicians continue to do Zig Zags, Sword Baskets, Broom Suspensions, and Super X Levitations at magic conventions? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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So the other magi wouldn't stea....er borrow his good routines
What is the clown's favorite party trick?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Pin the nose on the clown.
Why did Tabman get fired? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He tried to copy Dynamike's 101 rings.
Why did the magician insist on using plastic rings for Dynamike's 101 rings routine? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because he was not making enough money to afford metal rings, so he had to use the plastic straws in the restaurant he worked at.
Why is James smiling on his avatar? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Because he stole Dynamike's 101 rings routine.
Why is the magician so happy when he can perform Dynamike's 101 rings routine? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because the 15 years of practice finally paid off.
Why is the cups and balls the only trick James performs? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because when you are the best, you don't need any more tricks.
Why did the magician spray his assistant with flying insect spray?
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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To make her lighter so she would levitate.
Why does Photius wear bling around his neck when he performs? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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Becaus no one would see it in his undershorts
Why did the magician use the space alien for his assistant?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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