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MagicBus
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Chen Lee- he used his boot when doing his first water suspension.

Is Steve Chezaday the world's best "well heeled" magician?
Father Photius
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No, and he doesn't even have as much sole as Dynamike.

Which came first Allakazam or Kalamazoo?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
JamesTong
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None! James Tong came first Smile

Why did the magician developed a new act with all kinds of shoes?
Dynamike
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So he would always be aware to run off stage from getting booed.

What keeps Photius away from posting in Dynamike's threads?
JamesTong
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He's too busy reading the magic books he bought from the TAOM convention.

Why did the magician run away halfway during his performance?
MikeHMagic
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He saw DynaMike comingwith 101 rings

Where did the cannibal magician go on his vacation?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works."
MagicBus
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To Colon as he thought it was a body part.

When he got to Colon, where did he eat instead?
JamesTong
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The Hot Dog Café

Why did the magician perform at the zoo for free?
Father Photius
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Because all the monkeys went ape over his act.

Why was the magician replaced on the show's program by a monkey?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
JamesTong
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The monkey happens to be a trained pickpocket expert and it is more entertaining watching the small fella stealing items from the audiences.

Why did the magician decide to change his act?
MagicBus
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Everyone had already seen his Zig Zag, Sword Basket, Broom Suspension, and Super X Levitation.

Why do magicians continue to do Zig Zags, Sword Baskets, Broom Suspensions, and Super X Levitations at magic conventions?
MikeHMagic
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So the other magi wouldn't stea....er borrow his good routines

What is the clown's favorite party trick?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works."
Dynamike
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Pin the nose on the clown.

Why did Tabman get fired?
JamesTong
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He tried to copy Dynamike's 101 rings.

Why did the magician insist on using plastic rings for Dynamike's 101 rings routine?
Dynamike
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Because he was not making enough money to afford metal rings, so he had to use the plastic straws in the restaurant he worked at.

Why is James smiling on his avatar?
JamesTong
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Because he stole Dynamike's 101 rings routine.

Why is the magician so happy when he can perform Dynamike's 101 rings routine?
Dynamike
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Because the 15 years of practice finally paid off.

Why is the cups and balls the only trick James performs?
Father Photius
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Because when you are the best, you don't need any more tricks.

Why did the magician spray his assistant with flying insect spray?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Dynamike
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To make her lighter so she would levitate.

Why does Photius wear bling around his neck when he performs?
MikeHMagic
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Becaus no one would see it in his undershorts

Why did the magician use the space alien for his assistant?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works."
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