|
|
|
|||
| Go to page [Previous] 1~2~3..65..127..189..251..311~312~313~314~315..338..360..382..404..426..428~429~430 [Next] | ||||||||||
Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts 
|
Because it was the only choice his wife would give him.
Why did the magician refuse to wear white? |
|||||||||
joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17444 Posts
|
It clashed with his plaid suit..
What was the magicians favorite kid trick?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
|
|||||||||
|
Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
|
Taking money from behind their ears and keeping it.
Why did the magician want to break dance during his act? |
|||||||||
JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
|
He forgot to bring his act.
Why did the magician suddenly kneel down during his act? |
|||||||||
|
Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
|
He just noticed the audience were midgets.
Why does Dynamike continues to support us members? |
|||||||||
|
joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17444 Posts
|
He has an excess of suspenders..
Why are there cherubs on the back of bicycle cards?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
|
|||||||||
MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
|
Because they wouldn't fit on the front
Why did the clown start a rumpus?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
|||||||||
|
MagicBus Inner circle Kalamazoo, Michigan 2870 Posts
|
Because Mark Wilson said he'd only work with one clown in his career.
Does Maxello Magic put out the world's fastest bottle recycler? |
|||||||||
Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
|
No, but what they put out certainly makes it appear that way.
Why did the magician always eat cheese before his act?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
|
|||||||||
|
JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
|
More convenient than eating a durian
What prompted the magician to seek help to improve his appearance? |
|||||||||
|
Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
|
The words from his wife, "You ain't getting no more until you improve your appearance."
|
|||||||||
|
joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17444 Posts
|
Too early for Dynamike...He forgot the next important question...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
|
|||||||||
|
Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
|
Why did Dynamike forget to put the question?
|
|||||||||
|
joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17444 Posts
|
He was thinking about his busy schedule..
Why did the performer do 24 shows in one day?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
|
|||||||||
|
JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
|
Because he could not do 25 shows
What happened to the spectator when he volunteered to come on stage to assist Dynamike? |
|||||||||
|
joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17444 Posts
|
He ran out the back door..
How many assistants does Dynamike need for 1 show?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
|
|||||||||
|
JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
|
The entire audience as he need each one to examine everyone of his 101 rings.
Why does Dynamike not dance in his performance? |
|||||||||
|
Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
|
It is hard to dance with both feet in one shoe.
Why did Dynamike wear his jacket backward?
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
<BR>A TASSEL ON THE LUNATIC FRINGE |
|||||||||
|
JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
|
He wants to set a trend for others to follow.
Why did the magician decide to use three female assistants? |
|||||||||
|
Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
|
He heard three was a crowd and he always wanted to perform for a crowd.
Why did the magician coat the bottom of his shoes with peanut butter?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
|
|||||||||
| The Magic Cafe Forum Index » » Now that’s funny! » » Gag tag (0 Likes) | ||||||||||
| Go to page [Previous] 1~2~3..65..127..189..251..311~312~313~314~315..338..360..382..404..426..428~429~430 [Next] | ||||||||||
Posted: Sep 19, 2009 11:15 am 
| [ Top of Page ] |
|
All content & postings Copyright © 2001-2024 Steve Brooks. All Rights Reserved. This page was created in 0.11 seconds requiring 5 database queries. |
|
The views and comments expressed on The Magic Café are not necessarily those of The Magic Café, Steve Brooks, or Steve Brooks Magic. > Privacy Statement < 
|