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JamesTong![]() Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts ![]() |
So he can slide away from thr audiences easily.
Why did the magician decide to go into the lecture circuit? |
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joseph![]() Eternal Order Please ignore my 17478 Posts ![]() |
Because everyone gave him a lecture on how to improve his show...
Why did the magician need 1 pound of flash paper?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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MikeHMagic![]() Inner circle 1007 Posts ![]() |
Because electrical circuits hurt too much
What did the magician find in his cerial box?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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joseph![]() Eternal Order Please ignore my 17478 Posts ![]() |
A magic trick..
What was the magicians favorite magic word?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong![]() Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts ![]() |
"Magic"
Why did the magician use a purple color wand? |
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JimbosMagic![]() Inner circle 1334 Posts ![]() |
Because his wife found it in the car.
Why did the magician sign write his van?
JIMMY CARLO. KIDabra International Family Entertainer of the Year 2009.
IBM Triple Award Winner. Uk Champion of Comedy Magic. Represented the UK in the United Slapstick Awards on German TV. European Children's Entertainer of the year 2007/8 |
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JamesTong![]() Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts ![]() |
Free exposure.
What did the magician do when he found out that he went to his performance one day late? |
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joseph![]() Eternal Order Please ignore my 17478 Posts ![]() |
He performed for the janitor..
Why wouldn't the cat watch the magicians act?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JimbosMagic![]() Inner circle 1334 Posts ![]() |
Because he was doing jim kleefelds, DOG-gone-good-magic-show.
what happened to the magician when he realised his top hat was empty....
JIMMY CARLO. KIDabra International Family Entertainer of the Year 2009.
IBM Triple Award Winner. Uk Champion of Comedy Magic. Represented the UK in the United Slapstick Awards on German TV. European Children's Entertainer of the year 2007/8 |
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JamesTong![]() Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts ![]() |
He used the top hat to get his tips.
Why did the cat and mouse watch the magician's act together? |
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MikeHMagic![]() Inner circle 1007 Posts ![]() |
It was Tom & Jerry up to old tricks
How did the magician's wife get him to stop buying the next great trick?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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Bill Ligon![]() Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts ![]() |
She bought it for him.
How soon did he perform it?
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JimbosMagic![]() Inner circle 1334 Posts ![]() |
As soon as his wife was ready to watch him.
what did she say after he had finished?...
JIMMY CARLO. KIDabra International Family Entertainer of the Year 2009.
IBM Triple Award Winner. Uk Champion of Comedy Magic. Represented the UK in the United Slapstick Awards on German TV. European Children's Entertainer of the year 2007/8 |
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Father Photius![]() Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts ![]() |
"What a waste of good money!"
Why would a magician go one a diet of only lime Jello?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bill Ligon![]() Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts ![]() |
It was on sale at Wal-Mart. (Yeah, I know that was an unfunny cop-out!)
What kind of trick did the magician do with two stones and a piece of driftwood?
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JamesTong![]() Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts ![]() |
Stone thru driftwood trick
What did his wife say after watching that trick? |
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Father Photius![]() Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts ![]() |
"I'd rather be stoned."
What magic did the seagull Gertrude perform on the seagull Heathcliff?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong![]() Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts ![]() |
The blindfold dive.
Why did the penguin decide to take up magic after watching Cardini's act? |
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Bill Ligon![]() Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts ![]() |
He was always a bit manipulative.
What did the penguin say to the seagull?
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
<BR>A TASSEL ON THE LUNATIC FRINGE |
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JamesTong![]() Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts ![]() |
If you copy Cardini's act you won't go wrong.
What was the seagull's reply? |
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