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So he can slide away from thr audiences easily.

Why did the magician decide to go into the lecture circuit?
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Because everyone gave him a lecture on how to improve his show...

Why did the magician need 1 pound of flash paper?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Because electrical circuits hurt too much

What did the magician find in his cerial box?
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"Bullwinkle that trick never works."
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A magic trick..

What was the magicians favorite magic word?...
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"Magic"

Why did the magician use a purple color wand?
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Because his wife found it in the car.

Why did the magician sign write his van?
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Free exposure.

What did the magician do when he found out that he went to his performance one day late?
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He performed for the janitor..

Why wouldn't the cat watch the magicians act?...
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Because he was doing jim kleefelds, DOG-gone-good-magic-show.

what happened to the magician when he realised his top hat was empty....
JIMMY CARLO. KIDabra International Family Entertainer of the Year 2009.
IBM Triple Award Winner. Uk Champion of Comedy Magic.
Represented the UK in the United Slapstick Awards on German TV.
European Children's Entertainer of the year 2007/8
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He used the top hat to get his tips.

Why did the cat and mouse watch the magician's act together?
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It was Tom & Jerry up to old tricks

How did the magician's wife get him to stop buying the next great trick?
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She bought it for him.

How soon did he perform it?
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As soon as his wife was ready to watch him.

what did she say after he had finished?...
JIMMY CARLO. KIDabra International Family Entertainer of the Year 2009.
IBM Triple Award Winner. Uk Champion of Comedy Magic.
Represented the UK in the United Slapstick Awards on German TV.
European Children's Entertainer of the year 2007/8
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"What a waste of good money!"

Why would a magician go one a diet of only lime Jello?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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It was on sale at Wal-Mart. (Yeah, I know that was an unfunny cop-out!)
What kind of trick did the magician do with two stones and a piece of driftwood?
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Stone thru driftwood trick

What did his wife say after watching that trick?
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"I'd rather be stoned."

What magic did the seagull Gertrude perform on the seagull Heathcliff?
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The blindfold dive.

Why did the penguin decide to take up magic after watching Cardini's act?
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He was always a bit manipulative.

What did the penguin say to the seagull?
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If you copy Cardini's act you won't go wrong.

What was the seagull's reply?
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