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Father Photius
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"sqwak, sqwak, sqwak." (seagulls can't talk.)

How many stitches does it take to embroider one of James Tong's shirts?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Only one, but it must be a mile long.

Why haven't Dynamike been posting with us lately?
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He had been busy trying to copy James Tong's shirt design.

Why is the magician trying to teach the kangaroo to use its pouch as a top it?
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So it can jump from one trick to another..

What was the final load in the kangaroos pouch?...
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The kangaroo's Top It Kit

What did the magician use to replace the top it?
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Large boxer shorts..

Why did the assistant eat an ice cream cone during the show?...
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She would continue until she gets her salary.

Why did the magician screamed when he opened the drawer box?
MagicBus
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There was a picture of The Amazing Johnathan inside.

Why did Neil Patrick Harris take his shoe off for Jimmy Fallon?
JamesTong
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I totally have no idea ... you tell me

Why did the magician give up magic totally?
MagicBus
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He could not find the chosen card inside his shoe like Neil Patrick Harris did.

Does Tabman talk with a Southern drawl? Does he go to Gilley's Where the Elite Meet to Eat? Can Tabman be both urban and a cow poke? Can you get hurt poking yourself with a tack for an online bulletin board? The Tabman knows...
Father Photius
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On 2009-09-24 17:01, MagicBus wrote:


Does Tabman talk with a Southern drawl? Does he go to Gilley's Where the Elite Meet to Eat? Can Tabman be both urban and a cow poke? Can you get hurt poking yourself with a tack for an online bulletin board? The Tabman knows...


The weed of crime grows evil fruit, crime does not pay...Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of magicians?....The Tabman knows...hahahahahahahahahahahaha

What does the Tabman not know?
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(Fr. Photius, that was fun, isn't it?)

We have to discover what he does not know. Probably Dynamike's 103 rings routine.


Why does Fr. Photius just pop in and have some fun?
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He wants to be like the rest of us..

Why did the magician read poetry during his show?...
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No one turned up for his show so he decided to be busy.

Why did the magician ask the blonde to tie him up?
MagicBus
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Because he was copying The Amazing Johnathan's act but did not have the knife thru arm illusion.

What did the Masked Magician's elephant do when it had to relieve itself during the filming of an episode?
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(Magicbus, I once watched an elephant in a circus parade relieve itself on a Volkswagen. Just like a li'l doggy)
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You think he caught some kind of bug?...
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Father Photius
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On 2009-09-25 19:05, MagicBus wrote:

What did the Masked Magician's elephant do when it had to relieve itself during the filming of an episode?


I didn't see it, but I can sure tell you what I hope it did.

Why were the last couple of puns in this topic so punitave?
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Because we are running out of responses..

Why were there only 5 people at the magic show?...
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The others did not even know there's a magic show going on.

Why are the posters here running out of ideas to post after 210 pages?
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