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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts 
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With a "healthy" applause.
Why do females love to watch Dynamike's videos? |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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Because, unlike the actual Dynamike, they have a mute button and and off switch.
What did the triangle say to the square? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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"I bet'cha can't circle me."
Why is it that Magic George moved to USA in 2010? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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He wants to see Dynamikes show..
How did the dog palm a coin?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Poorly.
Why did the magician only insure his left hand?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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He figured the other one was alright.
Why did the magician climb the flag pole?
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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To get his shorts back from where the bratty kid at the birthday party put them.
Which is harder to vanish a pink elephant or an electric zebra?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Dynamike would go for the electric zebra
Why did Dynamike chose to work on the electric zebra? |
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JimbosMagic Inner circle 1334 Posts
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Because it was easier to connect the plug.
Why doesn't Dynamike chang his name to MikesDyna (Thats food for thought lol.)
JIMMY CARLO. KIDabra International Family Entertainer of the Year 2009.
IBM Triple Award Winner. Uk Champion of Comedy Magic. Represented the UK in the United Slapstick Awards on German TV. European Children's Entertainer of the year 2007/8 |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Maybe he prefer to be called 'The Great Mikini'
Why did the magician follow the footsteps of the older magicians? |
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JimbosMagic Inner circle 1334 Posts
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Because he couldn't levitate over them.
why was the masked magician so bad?
JIMMY CARLO. KIDabra International Family Entertainer of the Year 2009.
IBM Triple Award Winner. Uk Champion of Comedy Magic. Represented the UK in the United Slapstick Awards on German TV. European Children's Entertainer of the year 2007/8 |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Because he is not good.
Why is the masked magician also known as the masked moron? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because his parents would name him anything to get rid of him.
Why does the masked get kicked out wherever he tries to perform? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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That's because he can only do tv shows.
Why is the magician trying to be a hip hop magician? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because he can not stay still in one spot.
What makes "magic" so popular? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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If I am not mistaken its "The Great Tongini" who made magic a global performing art known all round the world
Why did the magician decide to use a rooster for his dove pan? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because he had no choice, he grew a rooster farm.
Why does Dynamike post less with us? |
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JimbosMagic Inner circle 1334 Posts
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Because he is to busy doing his web site.
Why am I on my own in here tonight..
JIMMY CARLO. KIDabra International Family Entertainer of the Year 2009.
IBM Triple Award Winner. Uk Champion of Comedy Magic. Represented the UK in the United Slapstick Awards on German TV. European Children's Entertainer of the year 2007/8 |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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Cause you're in a class by yourself
Why did Jimbo bring a lollypop to th Kidabra con?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He is also known as the lollypop guy.
Why did Jimbo appear a GIANT lollypop for the kid? |
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