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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts 
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So he can make the kid's money disappear.
What will be the first thing a kid would say to James? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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I want that lollypop too.
Why did the clown decide to have a website? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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All the kool kids were doing it
Why did The Great Tongini jump over the shark?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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He thought it was a better idea than jumping into the shark.
What did Dynamike hide under his hat?
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17442 Posts
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It was a "top" hat..
Why did the magician put vodka in his lota bowl?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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He ran out of carrots.
Why did the magician make the telephone vanish?
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17442 Posts
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A collector was calling..
Why did the magician invent the one card monte?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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So it is easier for the audience to follow.
Why is the three card monte called the three card monte? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because three cards is all Monte could afford.
Why did the magician soak his sponge balls in honey?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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To sweeten his routine.
Why is the square circle not known as the cube circle? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17442 Posts
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Square circles hold a bigger load..
Why do magicians walk through walls?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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The distance is shorter.
How do they fix the holes in the walls?
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17442 Posts
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With mirrors and threads..
Who still performs the water torture trick?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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The CIA. (Oh was that one obvious)
Why did the magician paint his zig zag illusion flat black?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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To make it look like Dynamike disappeared.
How much did Photius sell his color changing beard trick for? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He only sells it to those who has beards exactly like his.
Why did the magician perform the Asrah Levitation at magic conventions? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because that was all he had.
Why did Kyle quit communicating in this forum? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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He's tired of DynaMike's 101 ring thing
What was the Rabbi's favorite trick?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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His color changing beard.
What is the magician's favorite trick for ladies? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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It's not a trick, its a treat
Why did the clown perform the Rod Stewart thru body trick?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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