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Dynamike
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So he can make the kid's money disappear.

What will be the first thing a kid would say to James?
JamesTong
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I want that lollypop too.

Why did the clown decide to have a website?
MikeHMagic
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All the kool kids were doing it

Why did The Great Tongini jump over the shark?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works."
Bill Ligon
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A sure sign of a misspent youth:
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He thought it was a better idea than jumping into the shark.

What did Dynamike hide under his hat?
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joseph
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It was a "top" hat..

Why did the magician put vodka in his lota bowl?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Bill Ligon
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He ran out of carrots.

Why did the magician make the telephone vanish?
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joseph
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A collector was calling..

Why did the magician invent the one card monte?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
JamesTong
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So it is easier for the audience to follow.

Why is the three card monte called the three card monte?
Father Photius
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Because three cards is all Monte could afford.

Why did the magician soak his sponge balls in honey?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
JamesTong
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To sweeten his routine.

Why is the square circle not known as the cube circle?
joseph
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Square circles hold a bigger load..

Why do magicians walk through walls?...
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Bill Ligon
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The distance is shorter.

How do they fix the holes in the walls?
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joseph
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With mirrors and threads..

Who still performs the water torture trick?...
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Father Photius
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The CIA. (Oh was that one obvious)

Why did the magician paint his zig zag illusion flat black?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Dynamike
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To make it look like Dynamike disappeared.

How much did Photius sell his color changing beard trick for?
JamesTong
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He only sells it to those who has beards exactly like his.

Why did the magician perform the Asrah Levitation at magic conventions?
Dynamike
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Because that was all he had.

Why did Kyle quit communicating in this forum?
MikeHMagic
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He's tired of DynaMike's 101 ring thing

What was the Rabbi's favorite trick?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works."
JamesTong
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His color changing beard.

What is the magician's favorite trick for ladies?
MikeHMagic
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It's not a trick, its a treat

Why did the clown perform the Rod Stewart thru body trick?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works."
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