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He tried but failed.

What did the magician perform for David Copperfield?
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The vanishing Wife.

what ever happened to Magic Magic Tv shows?
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They vanished..

Why did the magician tell bad jokes during his show?...
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He copied the jokes from this forum.

Why did the magician spray his props with Flying Insect Killer?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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He heard the cops were going to "raid" the joint..

Why did the magician palm 10 jumbo coins?...
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Because they were there.

Why did the magician move mountains?
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His mountain of props had to move so he can move around his house.

Why did the magician like to classic palm his coins?
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Because it was the only way he could hold on to his money.

Why did the magician dye his assistant's hair blue?
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So he can hide those blue sponge balls.

What did the magician do when the goose he produced start chasing him around the stage?
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He ran like hell.

What did he do when the goose caught him?
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He turned the goose into a super x levitation with a goose neck.

what did the magician stick in his thumb tip?
JIMMY CARLO. KIDabra International Family Entertainer of the Year 2009.
IBM Triple Award Winner. Uk Champion of Comedy Magic.
Represented the UK in the United Slapstick Awards on German TV.
European Children's Entertainer of the year 2007/8
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Three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.

Why did the magician refuse to do the bullet catching trick?
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Because bullet doesn't run anymore after Roy had him stuffed and put next to Trigger.

Why did the magician buy a case of 3 in 1 oil?
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His automaton needed a lube..

Why did the magician jump off the cruise ship?...
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The goose is still chasing him because he kept on producing the goose.


Why did the magician buy 25 finger tips?
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He had an accident on the finger chopper..

Why did the magician rollerblade blindfolded?...
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He thought it is safer than driving blindfolded.

Why did the magician decide to join the circus?
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Cause Vegas was full

why did the clown date the puppet?
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So they can come up with a duo act.

How did the puppet respond to the clown?
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He gave him a hand..

Why did the magician run the marathon?...
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