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The roasted chicken can't do multiplying billiard balls.

What is under MagicGeorge's hat?
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A very handsome face.

How do you know if there's a crocodile in your bathroom?
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No fair.. FOUL.. FOUL.. Penalty. Not allowed to answer a previous post that is about you. 15 lashes with a wet noodle. hehehe Riohards: Thanks buds for being kind. I still am training that chicken to learn to Billiard balls.

How can you tell if there is a croc in your bathroom?
He uses way too much toothpaste and forgets to put the cap back on.

Now what is REALLY under Magic George's hat.
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A REALLY handsome face.

Ha ha, I did it again. I just enjoy the noodle lashings.

Go on then. What is under my hat?
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The label

What makes it a handsome face> (NOW you can answer.)
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He "hands some" people money to say he looks good in his hat. =)

Why do I love the color red?
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Because it was Freddy Mercury's favourite too!

What's a magician's favourite band?
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PK wedding band.

How many dentists does it take to screw in a fish finger?
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Depends on what type of insurance you have.

Will you still love me when I'm 64?
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What do you mean "when"?

(Sorry Harris, I think I've completely failed Tim's 31 day thing already)

What's blue and mean?
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(aside to George...my waist is 34 not 64...don't know the 31 day...thought there was only 29 days in February...31 would be quite the Leap....)

What's blue and mean...

A blue meany of course.

What's blue and nice?
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(Hi Harris, Tim Drake is doing a drive to be nice for 31 days: http://www.themagiccafe.com/forums/viewt......start=90 I'm not sure it will affect you as I've never heard you be negative about anyone. I however, signed up then managed to insult several people wiothin 48 hours!)

A blue meany on a break.

What's orange and sounds like a cat?
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Carrot Top moving from props to imitations.

Whats blue and sounds like a dog?
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Huckleberry hound

What's green and sounds like a dog?
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Uno (who won the big dog show) after eating too much licorice...
This could be me as well after eating too much licorice.

Over the weekend ate 1/2 of a chocolate cake that turned me greenish..Should have known better as it was called "Blackout".

cue the baying hound...(er beagle) We are going to get a beagle this May and call him Cinco de Beagle.

Why did the cell phone turn into a paper weight.
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(Ha. I was kind of wondering if you'd say "a frog")

Because the phone company found a way of charging for that, too.

What do you get if you cross a moor with a butterfly collector?
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Butterflies of the Baskerville.

What did Holmes say to Dr. Watson when he got butterflies in his stomach?
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"Holmes, my good man. I believe that worm that I drank out of that bottle of tequila was actually a caterpillar!"

Why should magicians not get drunk?
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Because then we can have more fun performing for those who ARE drunk.

What was the first magicians very first invention?
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The vanishing rock

How did he pick his first assistant
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