The roasted chicken can't do multiplying billiard balls.

What is under MagicGeorge's hat?

A very handsome face.

How do you know if there's a crocodile in your bathroom?

No fair.. FOUL.. FOUL.. Penalty. Not allowed to answer a previous post that is about you. 15 lashes with a wet noodle. hehehe Riohards: Thanks buds for being kind. I still am training that chicken to learn to Billiard balls.

How can you tell if there is a croc in your bathroom?
He uses way too much toothpaste and forgets to put the cap back on.

Now what is REALLY under Magic George's hat.

A REALLY handsome face.

Ha ha, I did it again. I just enjoy the noodle lashings.

Go on then. What is under my hat?

The label

What makes it a handsome face> (NOW you can answer.)

He "hands some" people money to say he looks good in his hat. =)

Why do I love the color red?

Because it was Freddy Mercury's favourite too!

What's a magician's favourite band?

PK wedding band.

How many dentists does it take to screw in a fish finger?

Depends on what type of insurance you have.

Will you still love me when I'm 64?

What do you mean "when"?

(Sorry Harris, I think I've completely failed Tim's 31 day thing already)

What's blue and mean?

(aside to George...my waist is 34 not 64...don't know the 31 day...thought there was only 29 days in February...31 would be quite the Leap....)

What's blue and mean...

A blue meany of course.

What's blue and nice?

(Hi Harris, Tim Drake is doing a drive to be nice for 31 days: http://www.themagiccafe.com/forums/viewt......start=90 I'm not sure it will affect you as I've never heard you be negative about anyone. I however, signed up then managed to insult several people wiothin 48 hours!)

A blue meany on a break.

What's orange and sounds like a cat?

Carrot Top moving from props to imitations.

Whats blue and sounds like a dog?

Huckleberry hound

What's green and sounds like a dog?

Uno (who won the big dog show) after eating too much licorice...
This could be me as well after eating too much licorice.

Over the weekend ate 1/2 of a chocolate cake that turned me greenish..Should have known better as it was called "Blackout".

cue the baying hound...(er beagle) We are going to get a beagle this May and call him Cinco de Beagle.

Why did the cell phone turn into a paper weight.

(Ha. I was kind of wondering if you'd say "a frog")

Because the phone company found a way of charging for that, too.

What do you get if you cross a moor with a butterfly collector?

Butterflies of the Baskerville.

What did Holmes say to Dr. Watson when he got butterflies in his stomach?

"Holmes, my good man. I believe that worm that I drank out of that bottle of tequila was actually a caterpillar!"

Why should magicians not get drunk?

Because then we can have more fun performing for those who ARE drunk.

What was the first magicians very first invention?

The vanishing rock

How did he pick his first assistant