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richards![]() New user Brian Richards 82 Posts ![]() |
The roasted chicken can't do multiplying billiard balls.
What is under MagicGeorge's hat? |
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magicgeorge![]() Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts ![]() |
A very handsome face.
How do you know if there's a crocodile in your bathroom? |
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magic4u02![]() Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15111 Posts ![]() |
No fair.. FOUL.. FOUL.. Penalty. Not allowed to answer a previous post that is about you. 15 lashes with a wet noodle. hehehe Riohards: Thanks buds for being kind. I still am training that chicken to learn to Billiard balls.
How can you tell if there is a croc in your bathroom? He uses way too much toothpaste and forgets to put the cap back on. Now what is REALLY under Magic George's hat.
Kyle Peron
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magicgeorge![]() Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts ![]() |
A REALLY handsome face.
Ha ha, I did it again. I just enjoy the noodle lashings. Go on then. What is under my hat? |
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ERIC Inner circle New Jersey 1188 Posts ![]() |
The label
What makes it a handsome face> (NOW you can answer.) |
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magic4u02![]() Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15111 Posts ![]() |
He "hands some" people money to say he looks good in his hat. =)
Why do I love the color red?
Kyle Peron
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Danny The Idiot![]() Regular user London, UK 170 Posts ![]() |
Because it was Freddy Mercury's favourite too!
What's a magician's favourite band? |
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magicgeorge![]() Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts ![]() |
PK wedding band.
How many dentists does it take to screw in a fish finger? |
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harris![]() Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8824 Posts ![]() |
Depends on what type of insurance you have.
Will you still love me when I'm 64?
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
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magicgeorge![]() Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts ![]() |
What do you mean "when"?
(Sorry Harris, I think I've completely failed Tim's 31 day thing already) What's blue and mean? |
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harris![]() Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8824 Posts ![]() |
(aside to George...my waist is 34 not 64...don't know the 31 day...thought there was only 29 days in February...31 would be quite the Leap....)
What's blue and mean... A blue meany of course. What's blue and nice?
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
drlaugh4u@gmail.com music, magic and marvelous toys http://magician.org/member/drlaugh4u |
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magicgeorge![]() Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts ![]() |
(Hi Harris, Tim Drake is doing a drive to be nice for 31 days: http://www.themagiccafe.com/forums/viewt......start=90 I'm not sure it will affect you as I've never heard you be negative about anyone. I however, signed up then managed to insult several people wiothin 48 hours!)
A blue meany on a break. What's orange and sounds like a cat? |
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harris![]() Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8824 Posts ![]() |
Carrot Top moving from props to imitations.
Whats blue and sounds like a dog?
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
drlaugh4u@gmail.com music, magic and marvelous toys http://magician.org/member/drlaugh4u |
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magicgeorge![]() Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts ![]() |
Huckleberry hound
What's green and sounds like a dog? |
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harris![]() Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8824 Posts ![]() |
Uno (who won the big dog show) after eating too much licorice...
This could be me as well after eating too much licorice. Over the weekend ate 1/2 of a chocolate cake that turned me greenish..Should have known better as it was called "Blackout". cue the baying hound...(er beagle) We are going to get a beagle this May and call him Cinco de Beagle. Why did the cell phone turn into a paper weight.
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
drlaugh4u@gmail.com music, magic and marvelous toys http://magician.org/member/drlaugh4u |
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magicgeorge![]() Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts ![]() |
(Ha. I was kind of wondering if you'd say "a frog")
Because the phone company found a way of charging for that, too. What do you get if you cross a moor with a butterfly collector? |
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harris![]() Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8824 Posts ![]() |
Butterflies of the Baskerville.
What did Holmes say to Dr. Watson when he got butterflies in his stomach?
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
drlaugh4u@gmail.com music, magic and marvelous toys http://magician.org/member/drlaugh4u |
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richards![]() New user Brian Richards 82 Posts ![]() |
"Holmes, my good man. I believe that worm that I drank out of that bottle of tequila was actually a caterpillar!"
Why should magicians not get drunk? |
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magic4u02![]() Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15111 Posts ![]() |
Because then we can have more fun performing for those who ARE drunk.
What was the first magicians very first invention?
Kyle Peron
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ERIC Inner circle New Jersey 1188 Posts ![]() |
The vanishing rock
How did he pick his first assistant |
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