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Because he has a 13 inch.......tv!

Why did the magician beatup Santa Claus?
All you have to do to change your life, is to change your daily habits!



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Because he kept seeing red in front of his eyes.

what does santa weigh?
JIMMY CARLO. KIDabra International Family Entertainer of the Year 2009.
IBM Triple Award Winner. Uk Champion of Comedy Magic.
Represented the UK in the United Slapstick Awards on German TV.
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JamesTong
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Santa happens to be in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Why did Santa considering becoming a magician?
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Because he could pull doves from his beard without any cover.
JIMMY CARLO. KIDabra International Family Entertainer of the Year 2009.
IBM Triple Award Winner. Uk Champion of Comedy Magic.
Represented the UK in the United Slapstick Awards on German TV.
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Why is Santas magic word Oh Oh Oh
JIMMY CARLO. KIDabra International Family Entertainer of the Year 2009.
IBM Triple Award Winner. Uk Champion of Comedy Magic.
Represented the UK in the United Slapstick Awards on German TV.
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He wanted to be different.

What would Santa perform for the children?
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The raindeer dance.

how come Santa does not get wet if it rains
JIMMY CARLO. KIDabra International Family Entertainer of the Year 2009.
IBM Triple Award Winner. Uk Champion of Comedy Magic.
Represented the UK in the United Slapstick Awards on German TV.
European Children's Entertainer of the year 2007/8
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He works from home.

What present did Santa gives Jimbo?
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A Jolly Jilly Jaunty Jam Jelly for JImbo

Where did Santa find the great Tongini
JIMMY CARLO. KIDabra International Family Entertainer of the Year 2009.
IBM Triple Award Winner. Uk Champion of Comedy Magic.
Represented the UK in the United Slapstick Awards on German TV.
European Children's Entertainer of the year 2007/8
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From the island of Dongini

What happened when Santa and the great Tongini meet Jimbo during x-mas?A
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They were all present opening presents.

what presents did sants give Tongini & Jimbo?
JIMMY CARLO. KIDabra International Family Entertainer of the Year 2009.
IBM Triple Award Winner. Uk Champion of Comedy Magic.
Represented the UK in the United Slapstick Awards on German TV.
European Children's Entertainer of the year 2007/8
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Pink and purple color supersoft sponge balls.

What did Jimbo do with those sponge balls?
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Put them in a ladies hand and asked her to feel them softley


Why did Jimbo scream.
JIMMY CARLO. KIDabra International Family Entertainer of the Year 2009.
IBM Triple Award Winner. Uk Champion of Comedy Magic.
Represented the UK in the United Slapstick Awards on German TV.
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He did not know why and how the balls vanished.

How did the audience enjoyed Jimbo's sponge balls routine?
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Very much but said James was better.

why has James got muli coloured balls?
JIMMY CARLO. KIDabra International Family Entertainer of the Year 2009.
IBM Triple Award Winner. Uk Champion of Comedy Magic.
Represented the UK in the United Slapstick Awards on German TV.
European Children's Entertainer of the year 2007/8
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They look better than white color.

Why were the old ladies fascinated with James' crocheted multi-color balls?
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Because they said that's a funny place to keep them.


Why are James balls so famous?
JIMMY CARLO. KIDabra International Family Entertainer of the Year 2009.
IBM Triple Award Winner. Uk Champion of Comedy Magic.
Represented the UK in the United Slapstick Awards on German TV.
European Children's Entertainer of the year 2007/8
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Because no one else has so many..

Why do magicians produce apples from under a cup?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Because thimbles are too small

Why did the Dalek chase Jimbo?
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He wasn't, a bear was chasing both of them.

Why are James and Jimbo doing Santa jokes in October?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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