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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts 
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He was an ex-janitor and thought the mop bucket he was using served the purpose.
What did the magician do when he poured out the coins from the bucket and found that they are chocolates? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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A long floppy eared dog came on stage and sang "Chaw..Kwit"
Why didn't Farfel ever get to play Rin Tin Tin?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17262 Posts
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He hadn't gone west yet..
why did the dog do a magic trick?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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He was a young dog, old dogs can't learn magic tricks
Why did the dog perform a dove act?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He stole the idea from Channing Pollack.
Why did the dog have a cat to be the assistant? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Because he wanted his act to be purrrrfect. (Actually I had a much better come back but the rules won't let me post it).
Why did the magician change the bratty kid into a pumpkin?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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There will be one less bratty kid to handle in his show.
Why did the magician carve out a real pumpkin to wear on his head for his act? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because Photius did not want to scare any kids with his beard.
Why is it kids are too scared to travel to James' house on Halloween? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Dynamike told them a horror story.
Why did the kids believed Dynamike's story? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Because it was about Photius and his pumpkin head.
What did the magician's assistant do when she said "trick or treat" and the magician refused to give her a treat?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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She decided to give him a treat, up side the head.
What did the magician do after he scared a child on Halloween with flash paper? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He cannot do anything because 1,000 kids stampeded on him for doing that.
Why does Dynamike like to scare kids? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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To make sure they go straight home when it is past their curfew.
Why did the magician use a water heater in his show? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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To perform hospitality - just in case someone ask for a glass of hot water.
Why did the magician hop onto the center of the stage like a bunny for his opening? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17262 Posts
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He accidently tied his shoelaces together..
Whe didn't the bunny fit in the magicians tophat?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He did not realize the bunny is a mascot.
Why did the magician perform in a mascot costume? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Because he left his bunny suit at home.
Why did the magician perform while standing in ice water?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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His feet is too numb to realize that the frozen lake he is performing on is melting.
Why did the magician perform on a 6 feet stilt? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17262 Posts
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To elevate his show a couple notches..
Why wouldn't the magician let his wife assist him?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Because she always become the center of attention when se walks on stage.
Why did the magician use a six feet red dancing cane for his act? |
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