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He was an ex-janitor and thought the mop bucket he was using served the purpose.

What did the magician do when he poured out the coins from the bucket and found that they are chocolates?
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A long floppy eared dog came on stage and sang "Chaw..Kwit"

Why didn't Farfel ever get to play Rin Tin Tin?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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He hadn't gone west yet..

why did the dog do a magic trick?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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He was a young dog, old dogs can't learn magic tricks

Why did the dog perform a dove act?
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"Bullwinkle that trick never works."
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He stole the idea from Channing Pollack.

Why did the dog have a cat to be the assistant?
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Because he wanted his act to be purrrrfect. (Actually I had a much better come back but the rules won't let me post it).

Why did the magician change the bratty kid into a pumpkin?
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There will be one less bratty kid to handle in his show.

Why did the magician carve out a real pumpkin to wear on his head for his act?
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Because Photius did not want to scare any kids with his beard.

Why is it kids are too scared to travel to James' house on Halloween?
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Dynamike told them a horror story.

Why did the kids believed Dynamike's story?
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Because it was about Photius and his pumpkin head.

What did the magician's assistant do when she said "trick or treat" and the magician refused to give her a treat?
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She decided to give him a treat, up side the head.

What did the magician do after he scared a child on Halloween with flash paper?
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He cannot do anything because 1,000 kids stampeded on him for doing that.

Why does Dynamike like to scare kids?
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To make sure they go straight home when it is past their curfew.

Why did the magician use a water heater in his show?
JamesTong
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To perform hospitality - just in case someone ask for a glass of hot water.

Why did the magician hop onto the center of the stage like a bunny for his opening?
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He accidently tied his shoelaces together..

Whe didn't the bunny fit in the magicians tophat?...
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He did not realize the bunny is a mascot.

Why did the magician perform in a mascot costume?
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Because he left his bunny suit at home.

Why did the magician perform while standing in ice water?
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His feet is too numb to realize that the frozen lake he is performing on is melting.

Why did the magician perform on a 6 feet stilt?
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To elevate his show a couple notches..

Why wouldn't the magician let his wife assist him?...
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Because she always become the center of attention when se walks on stage.

Why did the magician use a six feet red dancing cane for his act?
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