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Father Photius
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Because a 7 foot one didn't meet fire codes.

What happened when the magician sat on his flash pot?
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JamesTong
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Fortunately it was a knocked-off model that did not work.

Why did the magician make a 6-foot hot rod paddle for his parlor performance?
Father Photius
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Because he was performing for the visually impared.

Why didn't the same magician use a 6 foot set of color changing knives?
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JamesTong
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The police officer confiscated them.

What did the police officer do to the 6 footer color changing knives?
joseph
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He sold them to Yao Ming...

Why did the magician perform the 1/2 inch color changing knives?...
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Bill Ligon
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Because he couldn't get the other 2 1/2 inches to change color.

Why did he sharpen his color changing knives?
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So he could dress a bit sharper.

Why did the magician wear a Tux
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Father Photius
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To fit in with the penguin review that was going on ahead of him.

Why did the magician dye his white tiger yellow?
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..to match his yellow elephant...

Why won't the magician perform fire tricks?...
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Bill Ligon
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He was burned out.

Why did the magician vanish his brother?
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Father Photius
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Because his brother was the one egging on all the bratty kids in the audience.

Why did the magician load his rabbit upside down?
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He was taught by another magician to do that.

Why did the kids laugh when the rabbit appeared from the box with two of its legs bandaged and also wearing an eye patch?
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Because he showed everyone his pirate's booty.

Why did the magician cook a dove for dinner?
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Parrots are too expensive..

What trick did the magician perform at the construction site?...
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The sawn and restored timber.

Why was the magician's parrot revealing his secrets?
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He was a stool pigeon..

Why did the magician collect dental floss?...
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Father Photius
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For his gypsy thread routine.

Why did the magician load his dovepan with doughnuts?
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So he can follow up with the linking doughnuts routine.

Why did the magician think his cut and restored pizza is a brilliant idea?
Father Photius
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Because he can have his pie and eat it too.

Why did the magician tie his shoes together?
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He already had a solo act.

Why did the magician lock his keys in the car?
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