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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts 
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So his wife could get out.
How many Alabama horse ranchers does it take to make a decent silk magician?
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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10 - one magician and 9 critics
What do you get when you cross a silk magician and a mentalist? |
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Alvo Regular user 102 Posts
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Mental Yarn.
How did the magician break his leg? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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By doing a good show.
Why did the magician produce all kinds of vegetables from his drawer box? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17445 Posts
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He collects stuff thrown at him..
Why did the magician tie his dog's tail in a square knot?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He is experimenting with dog tail magic.
What happens when the magician produced an elephant and a rat from the fire cage? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17445 Posts
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He likes to watch animals smoke..
Why does the amazing jonathon have to cuss in his show?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He has so many people to choose from to do that.
Why did the magician perform a silent act without music? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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He was a mime
How many magiains will want to perform my brand new trick the 101 linking donuts?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Homer Simpson, uh ...Homer Simpson....and uh, doh! Homer Simpson.
How can you tell which magician performed the vanishing beer trick?
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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The one that is not standing and talking straight.
Why did the magician eat all the doughnuts after producing them from the dove pan? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because his day job was as a cop.
Why did the magician perform in drag as Mae West?
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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So it would take six men to carry him out: Three a breast!
Why do you never see Paul Bunyon's Babe the blue ox used in magic? Bob Sanders Magic By Sander |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Magicians don't read Paul Bunyon's books.
What did the magician do when he could not put out the fire when performing the fickle fire routine? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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He offered hand cooked food
Why did James wear donuts for ear rings?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17445 Posts
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Bagels were too heavy..
Why did the magicians pen stop writing?...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because the IT broke.
Why did the magician order a short beer?
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9500 Posts
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Because the show for 6 year olds was just about to begin and he didn't have time for more
Why did the magician use two microphones?
Jay Leslie
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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How else is he going to do a switch?
Why did the magician yell loudly at the wall? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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The wall was hard of hearing.
Why did the magician's assistant eat only dry oatmeal?
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