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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20514 Posts 
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He was performing for Weight Watchers.
Why did the magician say he could only feed three doves? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17115 Posts
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The rest was for the elephant..
Why did the magician juggle 4 zombies?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Because he wanted to shake up the living dead.
What did the magician say when he sat on the egg in in his back pocket?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17115 Posts
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I guess the yolk's on me..
What did the magician pull out of the egg bag besides a broken egg?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11209 Posts
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The bubblegum that was left there a week ago.
How did the audience reacted to the broken egg you pulled out from the egg bag? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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They yolked it up.
What did the magician find when he cracked open the giant egg?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11209 Posts
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Another egg inside.
What did the magician like working and handling eggs? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17115 Posts
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He likes the way they hen-dle..
Where did the magician find blue eggs?...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11209 Posts
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Is that Jay's latest product?
Why did the magician finally decided to use ostrich eggs? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17115 Posts
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His home made egg bag was way too large..
Who put slush powder in the magicians lota bowl?...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11209 Posts
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That must be Dynamike.
Why did the magician use slush powder for his fanning cards? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17115 Posts
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He thought the container said plush powder..
Why did the magician pour sand into his thumb tip?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11209 Posts
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He already sold all his silks.
Why did the magician need to sell his thumb tip? |
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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Someone told him he was all thumbs.
(Meaning "clumsy," James, if you haven't heard the expression.)
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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(Bill you forgot to post another joke line!)
How many thumbs does Bill have when it comes to typing?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17115 Posts
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One thumb short of another joke line..
Why did the magician switch to comedy?...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11209 Posts
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Because he is known as the all thumbs magician
 (Thanks, Bill)
Why did the magician continue to stay in comedy? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Because people laughed at his act even when wasn't trying to be funny.
Why did the magician put rechargable batteries in his rabbit?
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11209 Posts
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Because it is the next generation rabbit.
Why did the magician use a large flower pot as his chop cup? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Because he was hoping it would help his routine grow.
Why did the magician eat his cards?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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