The Magic Café
Username:
Password:
[ Lost Password ]
  [ Forgot Username ]
The Magic Cafe Forum Index » » Now that’s funny! » » Gag tag (0 Likes) Printer Friendly Version

 Go to page [Previous]  1~2~3..69..135..201..267..329~330~331~332~333..353..372..391..410..428~429~430 [Next]
Bob Sanders
View Profile
Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
20495 Posts

Profile of Bob Sanders
He was performing for Weight Watchers.


Why did the magician say he could only feed three doves?
Bob Sanders

Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz

AmazedWiz@Yahoo.com
joseph
View Profile
Eternal Order
Please ignore my
16997 Posts

Profile of joseph
The rest was for the elephant..

Why did the magician juggle 4 zombies?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Father Photius
View Profile
Grammar Host
El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo)
17197 Posts

Profile of Father Photius
Because he wanted to shake up the living dead.

What did the magician say when he sat on the egg in in his back pocket?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
joseph
View Profile
Eternal Order
Please ignore my
16997 Posts

Profile of joseph
I guess the yolk's on me..

What did the magician pull out of the egg bag besides a broken egg?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
JamesTong
View Profile
Eternal Order
Malaysia
11208 Posts

Profile of JamesTong
The bubblegum that was left there a week ago.

How did the audience reacted to the broken egg you pulled out from the egg bag?
Father Photius
View Profile
Grammar Host
El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo)
17197 Posts

Profile of Father Photius
They yolked it up.

What did the magician find when he cracked open the giant egg?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
JamesTong
View Profile
Eternal Order
Malaysia
11208 Posts

Profile of JamesTong
Another egg inside.

What did the magician like working and handling eggs?
joseph
View Profile
Eternal Order
Please ignore my
16997 Posts

Profile of joseph
He likes the way they hen-dle..

Where did the magician find blue eggs?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
JamesTong
View Profile
Eternal Order
Malaysia
11208 Posts

Profile of JamesTong
Is that Jay's latest product?

Why did the magician finally decided to use ostrich eggs?
joseph
View Profile
Eternal Order
Please ignore my
16997 Posts

Profile of joseph
His home made egg bag was way too large..

Who put slush powder in the magicians lota bowl?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
JamesTong
View Profile
Eternal Order
Malaysia
11208 Posts

Profile of JamesTong
That must be Dynamike.

Why did the magician use slush powder for his fanning cards?
joseph
View Profile
Eternal Order
Please ignore my
16997 Posts

Profile of joseph
He thought the container said plush powder..

Why did the magician pour sand into his thumb tip?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
JamesTong
View Profile
Eternal Order
Malaysia
11208 Posts

Profile of JamesTong
He already sold all his silks.

Why did the magician need to sell his thumb tip?
Bill Ligon
View Profile
Inner circle
A sure sign of a misspent youth:
6437 Posts

Profile of Bill Ligon
Someone told him he was all thumbs.

(Meaning "clumsy," James, if you haven't heard the expression.)
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
<BR>A TASSEL ON THE LUNATIC FRINGE
Father Photius
View Profile
Grammar Host
El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo)
17197 Posts

Profile of Father Photius
(Bill you forgot to post another joke line!)

How many thumbs does Bill have when it comes to typing?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
joseph
View Profile
Eternal Order
Please ignore my
16997 Posts

Profile of joseph
One thumb short of another joke line..

Why did the magician switch to comedy?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
JamesTong
View Profile
Eternal Order
Malaysia
11208 Posts

Profile of JamesTong
Because he is known as the all thumbs magician Smile (Thanks, Bill)

Why did the magician continue to stay in comedy?
Father Photius
View Profile
Grammar Host
El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo)
17197 Posts

Profile of Father Photius
Because people laughed at his act even when wasn't trying to be funny.

Why did the magician put rechargable batteries in his rabbit?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
JamesTong
View Profile
Eternal Order
Malaysia
11208 Posts

Profile of JamesTong
Because it is the next generation rabbit.

Why did the magician use a large flower pot as his chop cup?
Father Photius
View Profile
Grammar Host
El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo)
17197 Posts

Profile of Father Photius
Because he was hoping it would help his routine grow.

Why did the magician eat his cards?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
The Magic Cafe Forum Index » » Now that’s funny! » » Gag tag (0 Likes)
 Go to page [Previous]  1~2~3..69..135..201..267..329~330~331~332~333..353..372..391..410..428~429~430 [Next]
[ Top of Page ]
All content & postings Copyright © 2001-2020 Steve Brooks. All Rights Reserved.
This page was created in 0.15 seconds requiring 5 database queries.
The views and comments expressed on The Magic Café
are not necessarily those of The Magic Café, Steve Brooks, or Steve Brooks Magic.
> Privacy Statement <

ROTFL Billions and billions served! ROTFL