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JamesTong
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Those are candy cards and he could not resist it.

Why did the magician use red colored plastic coins for his misers dream?
Father Photius
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Because he was a cheap miser.

Why did the magician kick his duck bucket?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
JamesTong
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Because the duck refuse to come out into the limelight.

Why did the magician gets excited when he gets on stage?
Father Photius
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Because generally they are chasing him off the stage.

Why did James Tong stop doing birthday shows?
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JamesTong
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He does not want to be reminded of his age Smile and he does not have patience with those bratty kids.

What kind of shows is james Tong performing in now?
Dynamike
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The flooded ones from the rain.

Why do all kids request Dynamike for their birthday?
Father Photius
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Because they can't spell and think they are requesting "Dynamite".

Why was Max Maven unable to read Dynamike's mind?
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Dynamike
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Because Dynamike had the "mindfreak" flu.

Why does Dynamike refuse to have VIP listed under his name?
Father Photius
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Because he thinks it stands for Venerial disease Infected Person.

Why did Dynamike take out a contract on Photius?
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Dynamike
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Because they discover they were brothers.

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On 2009-11-09 18:02, Father Photius wrote:
Why was Max Maven unable to read Dynamike's mind?

What did Max Maven tell Photius for spelling his name wrong?
Father Photius
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Nothing, he knows Photius is a magician and it would magically change to correct by itself. Smile

What trick did Dynamike do for the gang member who put a gun in his face?
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Dynamike made the gang member disappear, but not the gun.

Why do all the magicians in the world love Dynamike?
Father Photius
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Because he is no competition.

What did Johnny Thompson find in the bottom of his egg bag?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Bill Ligon
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The bottom.

What did he pull out of the bag?
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
<BR>A TASSEL ON THE LUNATIC FRINGE
JamesTong
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The bottom.

Why did Dynamike do a freak-out act for the kids?
Dynamike
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Because all the kids were mindfreaked kids of Criss Angel.

Why is Dynamike the number one talked about magician?
JamesTong
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That's because the buddies here at the Café always joke with him and pull his legs.

Why did the magician wear oversized sun glasses at night?
Dynamike
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To hide his masked moron identity.

Why would Photius not post in any of Dynamike's threads at first?
JamesTong
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He is a very slow reader and could not understand those posts.

Why is it normal for a magician to be jobless?
Father Photius
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Because no magician considers magic to be work.

Why did Dynamike propose to the Masked Magician?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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