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Bob Sanders
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He was wearing a mask too. (Next time tell him to cut eye holes.)

Why did the magician perform a one color Blendo?
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Father Photius
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Because he bought it from someone other than Bob.

What did Nani tell Mark when he burned the toast?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Next time, use the toaster instead of flash paper..

What did the magician drop all over the stage?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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"Don't worry, it is for Dynamike."

What did the magician say when a snake came out of the magic hat instead of a rabbit?
Bob Sanders
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"Not a leg to stand on!"

Why did the magician only force odd cards?
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Because he was an odd magician.

Why did the magician only use red backed cards?
Bob Sanders
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He didn't use Blue material in his act.

Why did the magician refuse the cordless mic?
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Father Photius
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Because with his act he needed something to hang himself with.

Why did the magician shave his poodle?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
JamesTong
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To match his bald head.

Why did the magician perorm with toy poodles and a live spider?
Bob Sanders
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It gave him an even dozen legs to base his act on.

Why did the magician carry a fly swatter on stage?
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Father Photius
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Because it wouldn't carry him.

Why did the magician pull a horse out of an egg bag?
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JamesTong
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To tell the kids the egg got hatched into a horse.

Why did the magician decide to use gigantic sized rice bowl to do the benson bowl routine?
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Because he needed somewhere to put his eggs.

What did the magician do with that spare horse?
Here's hoping everything you do hits the BULLSEYE!

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Bob Sanders
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Used a dye tube and turned it into a horse of a different color.

Why are horseshoes open that the back?
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JamesTong
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To hide the extra coin.

Why did the magician steal everyone's ideas for his act?
Bob Sanders
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To be unique just exactly like they were.

Why do magicians only saw women in half?
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Father Photius
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Because it is so hard to figure out what to do with the extra parts.

What did Nani say when she found Mark in a motel with a turtle?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Bob Sanders
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"And he is just a shell of a man!"

What is the average width of a comma?
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Father Photius
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About half the width of an umlout.

What did Bob's wife say when he came home with 5 new beautiful female assistants?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Bob Sanders
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So you washed your hand!

What happens if you play in Texas without a fiddle in the band?
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