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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts 
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Well nobody will accuse you of fiddling around. What did the Texan say after setting foot into Oklahoma?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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It ain't Texas but it must be OK.
How are longhorns like politicians? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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I'm not from Texas, Bob, and I wouldn't know.
Why did the magician think he is funny? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Quote:
On 2009-11-10 23:18, Bob Sanders wrote: They are both full of bull Quote:
On 2009-11-11 12:30, JamesTong wrote: Because every time he performed, everyone laughed at him. Why did the magician throw his props into the dump?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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(Long horns are like politicians because with the horns there is a point over here and one way over there. There is just whole lot of bull in between.)
It (the dump) was the only show in town. Why did the magician always carry a can of Pam? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because he was Johnny Thompson.
Why did the silk magician tie all his silks together?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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He's Knot Telling!
How would tabman stop motion sickness? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because he did not want to be a liar when he told all the females on the streets of Las Vegas, "I got a long one."
What trick is Photoius best at performing? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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On 2009-11-11 16:42, Bob Sanders wrote: (oops, wrong one) Pull his own tab. What trick is Photoius best at performing? |
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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The Holographic Quantumchromodynamic Card Duck Trick.
Why is Dynamike wearing a red shirt?
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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He is not, it is a black shirt underneath a red jacket.
When will Bill get popular? |
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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(What trick is Photius best at performing?)
Checkers to Crowned Him! Why are checkers played with round pieces? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because Square pieces don't fit well on square holes...uh..
Why did the magician saw his chair levitation in two?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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So he could cut his assistant's pay check.
Why did Photius catch up with Dynamike's post? |
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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He has a power post hole digger!
Why don't rattle snakes bite lawyers? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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They never bite their own kind.
Why did the magician put a rattlesnake in his change bag?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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To make a striking impression
What do snakes and jello have in common? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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That I'm not fond of either one of them.
What did the magician stuff into the plastic egg?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Plastic mustard and pickles.
Why don't eggs have a window? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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They don't want flys getting in.
Why did the magician throw away his socks?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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