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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts 
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To match his orange suit.
Why did Photius suddenly decide to wear an orange gown with a pink cape? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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So the audience would notice him standing next to James Tong in his embroidered shirt.
What did the magician shove into his squared circle?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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24 different brightly colored gowns.
What did the magician do with those gowns he produced? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Dressed Dynamikes assistants in them.
What did the magician say when the flashpot went off in his face?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Wow! I look like Dynamike now.
Why did the magician like impersonating Dynamike? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because he could do his bad act and nobody would notice.
Why did the magician shove a duck into each pocket of his pants?
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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So the quacks are more realistic.
Why did the magician start dancing the hula dance when he saw Dynamike in the audience? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because he was hoping Dynamike was there to steal his moves.
Why did the magician weld all his linking rings together?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Because he said the magic words, "With these rings, I thee weld."
What did the magician say at his own wedding? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Abra Cadabra, Allakazam, get me the heck out of here fast as you can!
What did the bride say when the magician vanished?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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What does he do for an encore?
Why did the stage manager tell the magician to stretch his act for another 20 minutes? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because the audience had slept through the first 20 minutes.
How did the magician stretch his act?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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By making the audience sleep through the next 20 minutes.
How did the magician get out of paying his assistant overtime during that encore? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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He levitated her and docked her for the time she wasn't on the ground.
What was the magician's favorite trick to use his mother-in-law as the assistant for?
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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He docked her for being locked in the trunk.
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Bob, you forgot the question.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Why did the silk magician forget the question?
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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His brain was infested with silkworms.
What was the question?
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Who's buried in Grant's Tomb?
How many magicians can't be wrong?
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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5*(10^37)+1
What is the answer?
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
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