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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts 
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The answer to life, universe,and everything is 42.
Why did the magician hire a robot for an assistant?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Because the assistant ran away.
Why did the magician's robot also escape and run away from his act? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because its pay wasn't oil that it was made out to be.
Why did the magician pull carrots out of his hat?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Because he just got a bunny to be his assistant.
Why is the magician having trouble finding an assistant? |
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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They know more magic than he does.
Why did the magician take the one-eyed Jacks out of his deck? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17445 Posts
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He didn't like the way they looked at him..
Why did the magician hand out water at his show?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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To bless the audience.
Why did the magician levitate himself? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17445 Posts
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He was standing on a trap door..
Why did the magician do a cannonball catching act?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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It is better than being jobless.
Why did the goose chase after the magician? |
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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You would too if you got goosed by a magician.
Where did the wild goose go?
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17445 Posts
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After the magician who stole his food..
Why won't the magician do any coin tricks?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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The goose took his coins away.
Why is the goose protecting the magician's dove pan? |
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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She didn't want her baby to get his goose cooked.
What is that magician having for dinner tonight.? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Peanuts found in his pocket.
What happened to the magician after that? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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He went out for some real food.
Why did the magician only hire red headed assistants?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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He always preferred Ginger over MaryAnn
Why did the clown eat a peanut butter and petrolium jelly sandwich?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He's having a sick appetite.
Why did the magician use three tall assistants? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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To stretch his act.
Why did the magician hate pudding?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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He wasn't a very good pudder.
Why did the magician put bacon in his egg bag?
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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So he can have bacon and eggs after his show.
Why did the magician produce real sausages from his change bag? |
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