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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17538 Posts 
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The restaurant was out of doggie bags..
Why did the magician spend $500 for a deck of cards?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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James Tong's signature was on every card
Why did the magician buys 100 thumb tips? |
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Because he was all thumbs.
What is the worst load to put into a thumb tip? |
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts
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A female black widow spider!
Why did the magician sew his pockets closed? |
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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To keep the black widow spiders out.
Why did the magician spray insecticide on his head?
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts
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A critic told him he had a nervous tick.
Why did the magician let the air out of his car tires? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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He wanted to see if it would pack flat and play well.
Why did the man from the audience refuse to pick a card?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts
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To assure political correctness.
Why did volunteer hide his hands behind him? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because he didn't know which one was the clean one.
How many old jokes can a young magician tell?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17538 Posts
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Enough to bore an old magician..
When did the assistant walk out from the show?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Even before the show started.
Why is the magician like producing a bat for his show? |
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts
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He had a witch for an assistant.
Why did the magician hire Disney as his finance director? |
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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His act was Mickey Mouse.
Why did the magician produce a string of lit firecrackers?
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17538 Posts
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He wanted to finish with a bang..
What did the magician silk screen on his tshirt?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Book Me!
What did the magician do when the bratty kids visited his house? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17538 Posts
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He dropped a fake hand and scared them away..
What trick did the magician do for the alien?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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UFO Card...DUH *LOL*
Why wasn't the alien impressed?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts
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He had three hands himself!
What does a magician eat for breakfast? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Any audience member of Mark Wilson's could answer that: Kelloggs!
What did the Frito Bandito say to the magician?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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@#$%^&&***%#@ (He was cursing because the magician was deaf and dumb)
Why did the magician always eat fish and chips for lunch and dinner? |
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