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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17444 Posts 
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Because someone in another thread taught him to fish..
Why did some people jump overboard after the cruise ship show?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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They cannot stand the 101 rings routine.
Why did the magician insist to perform the vanishing elephant for his cruise act? |
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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He needed more room in his trunk.
Why do cruise lines want magicians that can't swim? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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They can be kicked out without any evidence.
Why did the magician register to compete in FISM with his clown act? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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He felt with all the other clowns performing a professional clown had the advantage.
Why did the magician's assistant fill his shoes with Canola oil?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17444 Posts
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It goes well with corns..
Why did the magician make a wish at the well?...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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He had mistakenly tossed his hopping half in.
Why can't a magician do tricks with checks? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because the Hungarians get jealous.
How many ways are there to flub a double lift?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Upside down, end over end, side roll overs, wrong side out. (Just watch my act!)
How far back does a card worker have to go using a double back? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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It depends on who he was playing poker with and how fast they can run.
How do coin workers pay their assistants?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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Very poorly.
What did the magician say when he pulled a skunk out of his hat?
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Hehehe Nyak-nyak-nyak ... those bratty kids are going to get it
Why did the magician not like those bratty kids? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because they post all his tricks on YouTube.
Why did the escape artist buy rusty handcuffs?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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To match his rusty look.
Why did the magician carry a bowling ball everywhere he goes? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because his fingers are stuck in it.
What did the magician pull out of his briefcase?
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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An eight foot long pencil.
Why do magicians prefer writing with an ink pen? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because they got burned when customers erased the dollar amount written in pencil on their contracts.
Why did the magician drive a hearse?
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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To transport his latest sawing the coffin in half illusion.
Why did the magician dress himself up as Count Dracula? |
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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He vanted to suck your blood
Why did he forget the fangs?
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He sold them to buy O-blood.
Why did the magician not change his costume to be the werewolf instead? |
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