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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts 
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Because he wanted to give everyone a full moon.
Why did the magician like changing his avatar before each show? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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To confuse the audience as to exactly whom the target would be.
Why did the magician do his act while swinging on a trapeze?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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To use an excuse to let go of his ex-wife.
What did Dynamike say after watching Photius perform with two popcorn kernels? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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"How did you do that"
Why did the magician carry a big sign that says "Hello"? |
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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No one can read a tiny sign that says "Hello."
What did the magician say when he found a mime in his luggage?
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
<BR>A TASSEL ON THE LUNATIC FRINGE |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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"What the ... " and then became speechless.
Why did the mime hide in the magician's luggage? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because changing clothes inside of luggage was part of the act.
Why did the mime jump on James' back? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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They are rehearsing a world famous act.
Why did the magician smile cunningly at a female audience? |
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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He suddenly realized he was in the Ladies' Room.
Why did the magician have a flat he couldn't fix? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Because he is having a disease called 'could-not-fix-anything-itis'.
Why did the magician took up strolling magic jobs at the zoo? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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So he would never get "booed" as he performed for the audience of animals.
Why did Photius want a big assistant? |
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Photius promised a show with tons of beautiful assistants.
Why wouldn't the magic shop sell Dynamike a thumb tip? |
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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To see how long it took him to think of a trick with it.
Why do magicians never work barefoot? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Quote:
On 2009-11-19 20:19, magicoftomh wrote: (I actually did that at one time) Because the Bear wouldn't give up using the feet. Why did the magician wear two carnations in his lapel?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because he lost the thrid one.
Why did Photius think Dynamike was Blackstone? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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If he is Blackstone then he wouldn't be called Dynamike.
Why did the magician insist performing with 6 assistants? |
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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He was performing for the whole week and he wanted to be the Sunday Best!
Why don't magicians drink canned drinks? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He only consume canned food.
Why did the magician lose his memory halfway in his act? |
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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He had a split personality.
Why can magicians eat peanuts? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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This usually happens when they are jobless or they are paid with peanuts.
Why did the magician produce peanuts for his misers dream routine? |
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