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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts 
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A Greek Geek
What do you get if kadabra abra instead of abra kadabra?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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A smuff of poke.
What's the difference between a feather flower and an oven-ready turkey? |
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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There's a difference!?? no wonder my stomach hurts. lol
IF you could pry George's hat off his head.. what would be another great use for it?
Kyle Peron
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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A porta pottie
What do you get when you shave off half of Kyle's mustache?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jocdoc Inner circle Carlsbad, CA 1183 Posts
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Hair in the sink, on the floor....
What did the pregnant woman say to her obstetrician upon their first meeting?
Life is an improv. The game goes on...
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ERIC Inner circle New Jersey 1188 Posts
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Ooops....
How do you nicely get the pickle out of the jar? |
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ERIC Inner circle New Jersey 1188 Posts
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That's another question, Not what she said...but it could be.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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You ask it politely to come out.
What do you call a magician with no key ring?
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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A "completely" rounded individual.
What do you call a dog with no legs? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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It doesn't matter he won't come.
What is a rabbit-less magician called?
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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Bald! (Hare-less)
What is the difference between a magician a large pizza? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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A large pizza really will feed a family of 4
What does a magician have when he is down in his cups?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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A very very strange act lol
What do you get when Photius loses his glasses and has to perform a magic show?
Kyle Peron
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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Something less than a "spectacle"!
What do you get when you play a Country/Western record backward? |
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ERIC Inner circle New Jersey 1188 Posts
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Rap
What did Hagrid say when he saw Larry with his playing cards |
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jocdoc Inner circle Carlsbad, CA 1183 Posts
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What did the pregnant woman say to her obstetrician upon their first meeting?
[/quote] "I'm dilated to meet you!"
Life is an improv. The game goes on...
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jocdoc Inner circle Carlsbad, CA 1183 Posts
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What did Hagrid say when he saw Larry with his playing cards
[/quote] "You mean its LARRY Potter??? I need to get my hearing aids fixed! ---- Why did the pirate walk around with the ship's (steering) wheel jammed up in his crotch?
Life is an improv. The game goes on...
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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He was having a funny turn. (" Aaar, it be driving me nuts")
What's black and blue and pink all over? |
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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A sunburned bruise.
Why did the magician clear his throat? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because he wanted his tonsils to vanish.
Why did Magicgeorge buy a new hat?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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