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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts 
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It was the closest thing to money he had ever seen.
Why do magicians like Shell gasoline? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because it helps inspire them to play the shell game.
Why did James give Photius a piggy back ride across stage after the show? |
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts
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He knew Photius lived in Texas and rode everywhere he went.
Why does James only have a left profile? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because he left the right one at home.
Why do the kids yell, "Don't pick me" when Photius is performing? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because the only performing he does these days is very painful demonstrations of Kyusho Jutsu
Why did the magician throw away his computer?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because he finally reached 100,000 post on the Café.
Why does Photius think about calling Dynamike everyday? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He is still thinking why Dynamike did not become a monk.
Why did the magician dressed up like the Vegas showgirl? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because her name was Melinda.
What is the last trick James would perform in front of a crowd full of Photius? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17551 Posts
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The father of all card tricks..
Why did the magician throw a pie at the vent?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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MagicBus Inner circle Kalamazoo, Michigan 2763 Posts
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Because his act was a little wooden, not one of the better cheaper acts.
Why did Eugene Burger order a Double Burger at the book store? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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So he could get Candice to shut up while he tried to read.
Why is the dummy always smarter than the ventriloquist?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because the dummy is Dynamike and the ventriloquist is Photius.
Why did Superman file a lawsuit against Photius? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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I would never file a lawsuit against myself.
Why did the magician's assistant paint the magicians car purple?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17551 Posts
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He was going to the vikings game..
Why did the magician perform at halftime at the superbowl?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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To magically create wardrobe malfunctions.
What happened when the magician had a wardrobe malfunction? |
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts
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It answered the Carpenters' question, "Why do birds suddenly appear..."
What banjo music is appropriate for magic? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Dynamike would prefer the 'I am a jolly good fellow' music.
Why did the magician spray water at the audience? |
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts
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He heard that they were sponging off others.
Why did the band wear blindfolds? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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They think they look better than sunglasses.
Why did the magician join the band? |
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts
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To see if sharpes cause flats.
Why did the magician use a Sharpie Pen? |
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