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He was told how easy it would be to do reappearances.

Why did the magician number his knots?
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So he would know which ones disappeared..

Why was the magicians jumbo coin rusty?...
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He had the gold iron plated so a magnet would hold it.

Why don't magicians have but one name?
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They can't remember 2..

Why did the magician write an iou on flash paper?...
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If he couldn't liquidate the debt he could kill it with a puff of smoke.


Why are magicians seldom arrested?
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Because Dynamike took up the police officers time all the time.

Why did the magician stand on his magic table?
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To try to get away from those ankle biting kids.


Why did the magician only use blue rabbits?
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To match his blue costume, blue shoes, blue silks, blue table and blue props.

Why did the magician scream loudly and then fainted on the stage?
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He learned that his one ahead fact only works with the guest who just left the building.

Why don't magicians cook?
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Because they only "fry" spectators..

What was the magicians favorite line?...
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"Watch closely!"

Why did the magician perform better when there are gals around?
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They don't act like bratty kids..

Why did the magician fill his thumb tip with slush powder?...
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That's how he turns water to a fake thumb.

Why did the magician likes buying all kinds of thumb tips?
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To put on display in his tt museum...

Why did the magician wear 8 pk rings?...
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He wants to outdo that Angel guy.

Why did the magician shave his head completely bald and also tattoo it with a pink rabbit?
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It was the only way he could get a rabbit from under a hat.

Since tail lights come on in a car when you step on the brakes, why don't the head lights go off?
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Because they prefer for you to turn them on.

What made the magician invest in the commodities market?
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He was a vegetarian.

Why don't all cows have horns?
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That would be udder nonsense..

Why did the magician want to perform first?...
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He wanted to be a hard act to follow.

Why did the magician dye his doves?
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