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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20498 Posts 
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He was told how easy it would be to do reappearances.
Why did the magician number his knots? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17339 Posts
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So he would know which ones disappeared..
Why was the magicians jumbo coin rusty?...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20498 Posts
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He had the gold iron plated so a magnet would hold it.
Why don't magicians have but one name? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17339 Posts
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They can't remember 2..
Why did the magician write an iou on flash paper?...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20498 Posts
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If he couldn't liquidate the debt he could kill it with a puff of smoke.
Why are magicians seldom arrested? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Because Dynamike took up the police officers time all the time.
Why did the magician stand on his magic table? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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To try to get away from those ankle biting kids.
Why did the magician only use blue rabbits?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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To match his blue costume, blue shoes, blue silks, blue table and blue props.
Why did the magician scream loudly and then fainted on the stage? |
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20498 Posts
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He learned that his one ahead fact only works with the guest who just left the building.
Why don't magicians cook? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17339 Posts
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Because they only "fry" spectators..
What was the magicians favorite line?...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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"Watch closely!"
Why did the magician perform better when there are gals around? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17339 Posts
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They don't act like bratty kids..
Why did the magician fill his thumb tip with slush powder?...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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That's how he turns water to a fake thumb.
Why did the magician likes buying all kinds of thumb tips? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17339 Posts
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To put on display in his tt museum...
Why did the magician wear 8 pk rings?...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He wants to outdo that Angel guy.
Why did the magician shave his head completely bald and also tattoo it with a pink rabbit? |
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20498 Posts
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It was the only way he could get a rabbit from under a hat.
Since tail lights come on in a car when you step on the brakes, why don't the head lights go off? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because they prefer for you to turn them on.
What made the magician invest in the commodities market?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20498 Posts
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He was a vegetarian.
Why don't all cows have horns? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17339 Posts
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That would be udder nonsense..
Why did the magician want to perform first?...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20498 Posts
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He wanted to be a hard act to follow.
Why did the magician dye his doves? |
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