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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts 
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So he could leave the Black Panther club soon as possible.
Why did the magician use Crest toothpaste in his act? |
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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He want to do tricks that teeth in them.
Why did the magician insists on harp music? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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He figured by the time his audience got through with him, he'd be hearing it anyway.
Why did the magician buy a case of dynamite?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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He wanted to end his show with a bang!
Why did the magician perform at the funeral home? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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All his other audiences acted like they were dead,so he figured, why not?
What did the magician do when he cracked the egg and a pair of pantyhose fell out?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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"WoW! More supply of I.T", he said.
Why did the magician celebrate after his birthday party show? |
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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They let him live!
Why does a magician always have a roll of paper towels with him? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Because he perspire profusely in front of those bratty kids.
Why did the magician use kitchen towels instead of silks? |
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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It is hard to get blood out of silk.
Why did the magician carry a can opener? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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How else is he going to take his meals?
Why did the magician go jobless all the time? |
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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He was afraid if he took a job he might miss a performance.
Why did the magician only wear one glove? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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The other one was eaten by his dog.
Why did the magician collect cups and balls? |
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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He needed the cups to beg for money.
Why don't magicians work from a bicycle? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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The last time I heard, he sold it.
Why did the magician sell off some of his props? |
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Because misery loves company.
Why did the magician trade his DVDs for VHS? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He is still using the old faithful VHS machine.
Why did the magician prefer to view DVDs than reading books? |
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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He only understood pictures.
Why don't magicians wear letter sweaters? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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They cannot read.
Why did the magician copy everybody's act? |
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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He wanted to be original just like them.
Why did the magician paint his wand red and white? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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To match the colors of his socks.
Why did the magician starting wearing the Santa Claus costume now? |
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