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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20533 Posts 
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On stage he was as slow as Christmas.
Why do they call it a "bag of tricks"? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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That's all the magician could afford.
What did the magician do when Santa Claus came up to him? |
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20533 Posts
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Lied about what a good boy he had been!
Why are candy canes so short? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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The other half has been eaten by the magician.
What kind of xmas routine would the magician be performing? |
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20533 Posts
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A snow job!
Why isn't Christmas in the summer? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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It is. Summer is 24/7/365 in Malaysia.
Why did the magician always like to perform especially when it is snowing? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Because he was told it would be a cold day before his act would become successful.
Why did the magician replace his sponge balls with cubes of cheese?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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So he can have his snacks and perform at the same time.
Why did the magician use a bowling ball for his zombie routine? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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He's a masochist
What did Santa's elf say to the kiddie clown?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17261 Posts
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"I can put both my feet in one of your shoes."
Wht did the magician get for xmas?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20533 Posts
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A funny costume and a noise like that will never catch on.
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Why did Bob leave out a question in Gag Tag?
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20533 Posts
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He has a one sentence mind!
Why do magic wands have white tips? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17261 Posts
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To hide the duck..
What do you call a magician with money?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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A Thief! LOL
Who wants to learn my new 101 elf trick?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Santa Clause
Why do magicians sit down until Christmas time? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17261 Posts
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To keep Santas knee warm..
Why did the magician jump off the balcony?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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His assistant's husband came home unexpectedly.
Why does Santa say Ho Ho Ho?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20533 Posts
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If he spoke Spanish he would say Jo! Jo! Jo!
What do magicians call tragedies? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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(Ya just had to bring up spanish to a guy who lives in El Paso)
Any show for which my paycheck bounces. What do non canibal magicians eat for Thanksgiving?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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