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Invisible turkey that doesn't require dressing.

Why did the magician announce, "Yo no say"?
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Because he didn't know the spanish word was "se" not "say".

(and eating turkey of any kind is magician canibalism)

What did Santa leave in the magician's sock?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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A list of presents he wanted the magician to bring him on "Magic Day".

What trick did the magician perform for Thanksgiving?
Bob Sanders
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Vanishing turkey!

Why did the government object to magicians performing Knots-Off Silk?
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It's their job, they're the government

Why did the clown serve a rubber chicken instead of turkey on Thanksgiving?
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Because no one had any teeth.

What did the magician do to the peacock in front of the children?
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Showed them a very unique magic fan.

Why don't card magicians ride bicycles?
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Their feet won't fit in the card box..

Why did the magician eat the entire turkey?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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His spectator never said "Stop".

Why don't magicians wear buckle shoes?
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They look funny with no socks..

What did the pilgrim magician perform when he landed ashore?...
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The famous tossing the cookies trick.

Why did the magician try to use a turkey for a final load?
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Bob Sanders
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If produced first, the turkey perched on his should made for a very long rest of the show.

What animal did the pilgrim magician produce from his hat?
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A very angry squirrel

Why did the magician stick his head into a pumpkin?
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He was told that he was out of his gourd.

Why does the magician limit himself to round balloon magic?
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The triangular ones were too difficult to make..

Whe did the magician only eat turkey legs?...
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He wanted the best he could get. He knew they could walk but they are poor at flying.

Why is a turkey's neck so long?
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Less chance of missing with the axe..

Why did the magician try to teach his dog new tricks?...
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He thought his dog knew the classics.

Why did the magician work with a chainsaw?
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Because he is a real cut up.

Why did the magician paint his car blue?
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To go with his name: Chip.

Why did the magician avoid using cattle in his act?
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