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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts 
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Cause he was clowning around, but a mime is a terrible hing to waste
What did the mime say to Godzilla?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Godzilla could not understand all those sign languages so decided to stomp him flat to the ground.
Why did the magician like spending time reading cartoon comics? |
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Everyone there dressed just like him.
Why don't magicians use a lot of water balloons? |
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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They make messy balloon animals.
Why was the magician cross eyed? |
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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He tried watching two doves at the same time.
Why did the magician use a peppermint stick for his wand? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He wants to show off his slick move licking the wand.
Why did the magician take out 2 doves and do nothing with it? |
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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One for the money but two for the show.
Why do magicians buy white doves and then dye them? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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They have nothing better to do.
Why did the magician crashed through the trapdoor during his act? |
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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The instructions mentioned the French Drop.
Why did the magician order his Sands of the Desert in just black and white? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Because it was a Black and White catalog.
What did the magician say when the Sands arrived and they were not actual sands from the desert? |
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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He waxed despondently.
Why did the magicians remove all the diamonds from the deck of cards? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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He wanted to make his wife a diamond necklace
Why did the mime have to talk during his "act"?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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He forgot his mime act!
Why don't flash lights smoke? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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There was a no smoking sign.
What did the magician do when he forgot the card he forced on the audience? |
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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He produced the Joker as wild!
Why did the magician refuse to do salt tricks? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Because it does not taste sweet.
Why did the magician vanish the candle? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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He was out of lightbulbs
What did Godzilla say after watching James Tong's Clown act?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17442 Posts
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"Wait till I tell Rodan about this."..
Why did the woman hire the clown instead of the magician?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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TKO MAGIC Regular user 130 Posts
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Her husband was cheaper....
What trick did the husband learn from Bob Sanders? |
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Diamonds are a girl's best friends!
If diamonds are a girl's best friend, why is a dog man's best friend? |
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