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ERIC Inner circle New Jersey 1188 Posts 
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He bought a new hat...oh say it isn't so...
Now what will we pick on George for? |
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jocdoc Inner circle Carlsbad, CA 1182 Posts
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For the gold in his teeth.
What happened to the magician while driving his car?
Life is an improv. The game goes on...
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ERIC Inner circle New Jersey 1188 Posts
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He got into an accident when his blindfold blew off.
What did he tell the police officer the cause was? |
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15111 Posts
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D.U. B. = Driving Under the Blindfold. But the cop didn't buy his story as he thought it was FABRIC-ated. =)
How long can Eric float the cereal box in his avatar?
Kyle Peron
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ERIC Inner circle New Jersey 1188 Posts
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Until Kyles hand cramps up from holding his......the balls
 or the s***** breaks, whichever comes first.
How does Kyle get that glowing and sparkling personality in his? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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He eats yeast and uses shinola, so he can rise and shine.
How many magicians does it take to tell a lousy joke?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15111 Posts
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DARN!!!! Now my secret is known. Geesh Photius.. I thought you were not going to tell. lol =)
How many to tell a lousy joke? Obviously 24 pages worth lol What is another good use for Photius' glasses?
Kyle Peron
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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We could wear them to see things his way.....
What law should congress pass for magicians? |
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15111 Posts
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That no person is EVER allowed to ask you if you can make (such and such) dissapear!. lol
What law should congress pass for audiences?
Kyle Peron
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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That they should always applaud and cheer appropriately and loudly.
(talk about secrets being out, kyle, so you let out the secret of my glasses, which , of course is simply to protect my secret identity). What did the blind magician say to his deaf assistant?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15111 Posts
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Um is there an audience even out there? Yeah but they just do not clap very loud.. said the deaf guy. (I am deaf so this actually applies to me. lol)
What is Photius' secret identity?
Kyle Peron
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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Clark Kent?
If Houdini were alive today what would he be famous for? |
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trickytrav Veteran user 391 Posts
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Being the worlds oldest escapologist
What did the rabbit say to the wand? |
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jocdoc Inner circle Carlsbad, CA 1182 Posts
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"Oh, so you DO know what's brown and sticky..."
Where did the elephant keep his wand?
Life is an improv. The game goes on...
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15111 Posts
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In his magic TRUNK of course.
What is Jocdoc hiding under his yellow hat?
Kyle Peron
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jocdoc Inner circle Carlsbad, CA 1182 Posts
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The bullet holes from my last performance. (That's strange. I was supposed to kill THEM...)
What do you say to a guy holding 4 balls in his hand?
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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I hope two of those are shells!
What is the most prominent "Murphy's Law" when it comes to magic? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Quote:
On 2008-03-15 12:18, lbean58 wrote: Darn! Now I gotta chage it again! The most prominent Murphy's Law in magic is "when you are performing at your very best there will always be a kid in the front row telling everyone how you do every trick" What did Kyle's wife say when she caught him trying on the baffeling bra?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jocdoc Inner circle Carlsbad, CA 1182 Posts
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Honey, I've got two tips for you...
Name a magician without any visible means of support:
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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I got beat to the punch - mine was for the one that is 2 above
I knew I would have to "drag" you out of the magic room - but this is ridiculous! When geese are flying in "V" formation, why is one side of the V always longer than the other? |
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