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Bob Sanders
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Castles in the sky go against the grain of sand.

Why did the baker magician have problems with spoon bending?
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He couldn't get a rise out of it.


Why did the magician's wife salt his cheerios?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Bob Sanders
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She didn't have high blood pressure but was a carrier.

Why don't magicians use small cats in magic?
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Father Photius
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So they won't be accused of using under aged pets (you really didn't think I'd say the other thing did you?)

Why did the magician hire the Cat in the Hat as his assistant?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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So he can produce green eggs and ham from his giant hat...

Why did the magician hire a contortionist assistant?...
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Because he wanted to bend her ear with his new patter.

What did the assistant think of the magicians new patter?
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Bob Sanders
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"They're only words, But words are all I have to take your hearts away".

Why did the magician check his emergency brake?
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Father Photius
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To make sure his assistant didn't cut the brake lines after he gave her that corny come on.


Why did the magician's wife hock his rabbit?
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Bob Sanders
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Giving up the rabbit gave away the good luck. (Two rabbit feet!)

What would a rabbit do with a three carrot ring?
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Bill Ligon
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Eat it, probably.

Why was the rabbit called "Thumper?"
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He always beat up the other rabbits.

Why did the magician produce a pink rabbit from his hat?
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Bob Sanders
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The show was for the Pink Panther.

Why do magicians hate to use stooges?
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Because, Moe, Larry, Curly & Shemp are dead

Why did the magician name his dog "Shecky"
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Father Photius
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Because he dyed him green.


What did the magician find up his sleeve?
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Bob Sanders
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Nothing to show but a hold-out. Oops! That didn't show either.

Why don't magicians sell invisible paint?
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JamesTong
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He could not locate them.

Why did the magician think painting himself with invisible ink would make him invisible?
Bill Ligon
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Well, the red ink made him red, and the blue ink made him blue, so...

Why did the magician put cat litter in his coffee?
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JamesTong
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He thought it was brown sugar cubes.

Why did the magician appear a cat and a dog together from the same cage?
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It was his pet trick..

Why did the magician only use yellow silks?...
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His rabbit has a bladder control problem

Why did the clown wear sunglasses at night?
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