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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts 
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Castles in the sky go against the grain of sand.
Why did the baker magician have problems with spoon bending? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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He couldn't get a rise out of it.
Why did the magician's wife salt his cheerios?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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She didn't have high blood pressure but was a carrier.
Why don't magicians use small cats in magic? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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So they won't be accused of using under aged pets (you really didn't think I'd say the other thing did you?)
Why did the magician hire the Cat in the Hat as his assistant?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17442 Posts
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So he can produce green eggs and ham from his giant hat...
Why did the magician hire a contortionist assistant?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because he wanted to bend her ear with his new patter.
What did the assistant think of the magicians new patter?
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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"They're only words, But words are all I have to take your hearts away".
Why did the magician check his emergency brake? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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To make sure his assistant didn't cut the brake lines after he gave her that corny come on.
Why did the magician's wife hock his rabbit?
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Giving up the rabbit gave away the good luck. (Two rabbit feet!)
What would a rabbit do with a three carrot ring? |
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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Eat it, probably.
Why was the rabbit called "Thumper?"
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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He always beat up the other rabbits.
Why did the magician produce a pink rabbit from his hat? |
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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The show was for the Pink Panther.
Why do magicians hate to use stooges? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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Because, Moe, Larry, Curly & Shemp are dead
Why did the magician name his dog "Shecky"
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because he dyed him green.
What did the magician find up his sleeve?
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Nothing to show but a hold-out. Oops! That didn't show either.
Why don't magicians sell invisible paint? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He could not locate them.
Why did the magician think painting himself with invisible ink would make him invisible? |
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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Well, the red ink made him red, and the blue ink made him blue, so...
Why did the magician put cat litter in his coffee?
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He thought it was brown sugar cubes.
Why did the magician appear a cat and a dog together from the same cage? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17442 Posts
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It was his pet trick..
Why did the magician only use yellow silks?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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His rabbit has a bladder control problem
Why did the clown wear sunglasses at night?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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