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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts 
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His number one son was in the show.
Why are stages square and circus rings round? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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No, its pi are square, cornbread are round.
Why did the magician sit on the pie?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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He thought it would help him get a Round Tu It.
Why are apples only red on the outside? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because they don't blush on the inside.
Why did Blackstone never vanish a giraffe?
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17380 Posts
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The box took too long to assemble..
Why did Blackstone float light bulbs?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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So he can save money on wirings.
Why did the magician like to perform huge illusions? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17380 Posts
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It was fun transporting 3 moving vans..
Why did the juggler keep dropping the bowling pins?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He is trying to get a strike.
Why did the juggler decide to be a magician? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because he was all thumbs.
How did the Lone Ranger do the pass?
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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The same way Zorro did it.
Why did the Lone Ranger and Zorro team up to do an act? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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He passed away
Why did the clown decoarte her xmas tree with rubber chickens?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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Dang James you're fast!
Because Tonto wanted top billing Why did the clown decoarte her xmas tree with rubber chickens?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Those naked chickens look sexy on her tree.
Who did the clown invite for her xmas party? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17380 Posts
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Any joker who would show up...
Why did the lone ranger perform the bullet catching trick?...
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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He enjoyed shooting at Tonto.
Why is it a good thing Tonto doesn't speak Spanish?
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17380 Posts
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He had a hard enough time with english..
Why did the Lone Ranger levitate Silver?...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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He misunderstood them when they said "when pigs fly..."
Why wasn't Silver black? |
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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The Lone Ranger polished him every day.
Why hasn't Tonto ever figured out that "tonto" means "stupid?"
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Joseph told him that it is a cool name.
Why did the Lone Ranger not have a female assistant? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because he didn't want people to misunderstand the expression "The Lone Ranger Rides Again"
Why did the Flash never learn sleight of hand?
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