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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17444 Posts 
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Because he would complete a move before he started it..
What was Batmans favorite card trick?...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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The Black Hearted Queen.
Who is the most famous cigar magician? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Those that are sponsored by the cigar companies.
Why did the magician want to drive blind folded? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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He was driving a clunker
What is Aquaman's favorite maic effect
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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The lota bowl.
Where did Wonder Woman hide the doves?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17444 Posts
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In her friend batmans bat cave..
Why did the xmen go to the magic show?...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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They needed the sleep!
Why don't all magicians wear masks? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17444 Posts
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We are just too handsome to hide our faces..
What did the magician say to the fortune teller?...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Who do I bet on in the 4th race and Pemblico?
Why did the magician steal the fortune teller's crystal ball?
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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So she would be out of her sphere.
Why do you pay a fortune teller in advance? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17444 Posts
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So she doesn't curse you...
Why did the fortune teller give a free reading to the vent?...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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She knew he couldn't talk about it first hand.
Why is multiplying bottles never preceded by vanishing bottles? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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You cannot multiply them after they are vanished.
Why is the magician eating a carrot when he is performing? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because it is the only time he can get it away from the rabbits.
Why did the magician cut a hole in his change bag?
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17444 Posts
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To let the tiger out..
Why did the magician buy 3 lion cubs?...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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He needed a sign with teeth in it for a pawn shop.
What happens when a magicians measures from the wrong end of the rope? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He can't, his rope only has one end.
Why did the magician dye his rope with three different colors? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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Because he didn't want 4
Why did Santa give the clown a ham & cheese on rye for Christmas?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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From observation it was a cheesy and rye guy who was also quite a ham.
Why aren't Santa's helpers taller than he is? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because he rations their cookies and cocoa.
Why did the illusionist refuse to use Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer in an illusion?
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