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Because he would complete a move before he started it..

What was Batmans favorite card trick?...
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The Black Hearted Queen.

Who is the most famous cigar magician?
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Those that are sponsored by the cigar companies.

Why did the magician want to drive blind folded?
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He was driving a clunker

What is Aquaman's favorite maic effect
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The lota bowl.

Where did Wonder Woman hide the doves?
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In her friend batmans bat cave..

Why did the xmen go to the magic show?...
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They needed the sleep!

Why don't all magicians wear masks?
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We are just too handsome to hide our faces..

What did the magician say to the fortune teller?...
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Who do I bet on in the 4th race and Pemblico?


Why did the magician steal the fortune teller's crystal ball?
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So she would be out of her sphere.

Why do you pay a fortune teller in advance?
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So she doesn't curse you...

Why did the fortune teller give a free reading to the vent?...
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She knew he couldn't talk about it first hand.

Why is multiplying bottles never preceded by vanishing bottles?
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You cannot multiply them after they are vanished.

Why is the magician eating a carrot when he is performing?
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Because it is the only time he can get it away from the rabbits.

Why did the magician cut a hole in his change bag?
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To let the tiger out..

Why did the magician buy 3 lion cubs?...
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He needed a sign with teeth in it for a pawn shop.

What happens when a magicians measures from the wrong end of the rope?
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He can't, his rope only has one end.

Why did the magician dye his rope with three different colors?
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Because he didn't want 4

Why did Santa give the clown a ham & cheese on rye for Christmas?
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From observation it was a cheesy and rye guy who was also quite a ham.

Why aren't Santa's helpers taller than he is?
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Because he rations their cookies and cocoa.

Why did the illusionist refuse to use Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer in an illusion?
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