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Bob Sanders
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He thought that Rudolph the Red was Russian.

How could Frosty the Snowman be levitated?
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With an ice cream float..

Why did Santa skip the magicians house on xmas?...
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Because it was the masked moron and he'd been naughty and not nice.

How did the magician levitate Santa's sleigh?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Bob Sanders
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The magician has a magic wand to fulfill his Christmas want list.

Why are magic wands straight?
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Because only apparel is gay at Christmas time (Don we now our gay apparel...)

How did the magician levitate Santa's sleigh?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Bob Sanders
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His reindeer were all high.

What would Santa do if we had a heat wave Christmas and there was no snow?
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Deliver presents in his burmuda shorts.


Why don't elves build zig zag illusions?
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JamesTong
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They only know how to build doll houses.

What do elves do when Santa is not around?
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They break out the keg and have a toga party..

What is Santas favorite magic trick?...
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Empty Toy Bag!

Why does Santa wear red in the dark?
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If he wore black, he may be mistaken for a burgler..

What ornament was the magicians favorite?...
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The d'lite bulbs

Why did the magician get a small tree for xmas?
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So it can fit into the Thumb Tip.

What did the magician perform for the elves for xmas?
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Elves to thumb tip..

Why did the magicians xmas tree fall?...
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H yelled "TIMBERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!"

Who is "DON" in the lyric "Don we now our gay apperal?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works."
Father Photius
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He is the parking lot attendant at the Sahara in Las Vegas.

Why do magicians say Akabracadabra instead of Ho ho ho?
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JamesTong
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The last time he said, "Ho Ho Ho", he got stampeded by those bratty kids.

Why did the magician take up all kinds of jobs?
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He wanted to be a jack of all trades..

Why did the magician produce a 20' xmas tree?...
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That's the one he chopped from his neighbour.

Why did the magician prefer a micro xmas tree?
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It was more suited to his mini brain.

Why are fig newtons so magical?
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