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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17197 Posts 
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He wanted to get the jump on his audience.
Why did the magician go on a diet of sardines and pancakes?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11208 Posts
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That's because he was paid in sardines and pancakes.
Why did the magician want to work for anything? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17048 Posts
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It was better than nothing..
What did Santa get Julia Child for xmas?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11208 Posts
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All those things written in her list.
Why did Santa decide to become a magician? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17048 Posts
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The elves were slowing down..
What trick did Mrs. Santa like best?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20498 Posts
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Miser's Dream followed by shoe shopping.
Why does peppermint have red and white stripes and no blue? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17048 Posts
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Blue paint tastes funny..
What did the magician find under his xmas tree?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11208 Posts
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A BIG list from his wife reminding him of his chores he has not done yet.
Why did the magician like his wife to nag him all the time? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17197 Posts
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Because he was fond of horses.
How did the magician's wife run in the Kentucky Derby?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11208 Posts
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In a funny way.
Why did the magician's wife wants to be a magician? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17197 Posts
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Because she thought she could make money disappear faster than her husband.
Why did the magician wear a nylon stocking over his head while performing?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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He couldn't see thru the wool one
Why is Santa so jolly
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17197 Posts
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Because he alone knows the secret to the illusion of how he gets down the chimney.
Why is it hard to vanish a reindeer?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20498 Posts
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The spots shine through the silks.
Why do you not save deer feet for good luck? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11208 Posts
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Because they are not white.
Why did Santa want to lose weight this year? |
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20498 Posts
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He heard that shoppers were trimming back.
Why isn't Santa afraid of the dark? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11208 Posts
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Because he has a big supply of D'lites with him all the time.
Why did Santa deliberately miss the magician's house? |
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20498 Posts
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He was afraid of vanishing chimneys.
Why don't Easter Bunnies go down chimneys? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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That's Santa's turf
Why did the clown war a Santa suit?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11208 Posts
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They do not want to mess up their pretty fur coats.
Why did the magician jump up happily when it started snowing? |
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