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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17451 Posts 
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He was in Hawaii..
Why did the magician produce a coconut from his egg bag?...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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He was in Hawaii..
How did the magician's wife make his gold coins disappear?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17451 Posts
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The same way she did his bills..
Why did the little magician use jumbo cards?...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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It gave him a place to hide and do body steals.
Why did the magician only work with bent coins? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He didn't have time to straighten every coins he bent.
Why did the magician like bending coins? |
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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At heart he was a crook.
Why do magicians prefer borrowed bills to IOUs? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17451 Posts
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It's not as much fun burning an IOU..
What was the name of the magician's dove?...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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He had two: Spot and Rover!
When is doing magic poor taste? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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When you serve fake foods.
Why did the magician want to levitate a durian? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because the durian refused to levitate itself.
Why did the magician use a three legged dog in his act?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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He bought him at 25% off sale
Why did the 3 legged dog bark at the clown?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Nobody nose!
Where do magicians keep their data base of secrets? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17451 Posts
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On a sheet of flash paper..
What was the magicians favorite xmas food?...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Anything he is starving!
Why did the magician wear his shorts backwards?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17451 Posts
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So it would look like he was walking off stage..
Why did the magician hate New Years?...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He is always jobless during New Years.
Why did the magician do a M J moon-walk when e is performing the blind fold trick? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17451 Posts
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He wanted a "Thriller" of a trick..
Why did the magician do a show on a raft?...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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He needed a huge trap door.
Why don't magicians use snails in magic? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17451 Posts
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They have enough shells..
Why did the magician produce 40 silver dollars?...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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He knew the stigma that went with 30 pieces of silver.
Why did the magician buy a can of Black Flag insecticide? |
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