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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17197 Posts 
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For his great vanishing cockroach illusion.
Why did Captain Hook hate magic?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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It hurt when he rubbed his eyes in disbelief
What did Santa bring to the necromancer?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17197 Posts
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A lump of coal.
Why did Santa leave the magician's assistant a lump of coal?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17083 Posts
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She worked for the masked moron..
Why wasn't the masked moron on the magic awards show?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Mike Brezler Inner circle Waynesboro, Pa. 1114 Posts
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He stayed at home thinking he would see himself on TV.
Why did the magician hypnotize the rubber chicken? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17197 Posts
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Because it is a stretch for rubber chickens to believe in hypnosis.
Why did the magician fill the lotta bowl with fruit loops?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11208 Posts
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Mark Wilson told him to try things differently
Why did the magician not like following the instructions that came with the props? |
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20507 Posts
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It made it too easy to figure out what is going to happen.
Why did the magician only buy books with pictures? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17083 Posts
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They're the only ones Dr. Seuss makes...
Why did the magician buy 10 coin magic books?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11208 Posts
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He didn't understand the other 9.
Why did the magician use fake animals for his act? |
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Mike Brezler Inner circle Waynesboro, Pa. 1114 Posts
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He was tired of cleaning up $#!^ in his hat.
Why did the magician perform in his bare feet? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11208 Posts
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He was performing upside down and his hands are wearing the shoes.
Why did the magician go on a strict diet? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17197 Posts
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Because the grocer cut his credit off.
How can a magician get credit?
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11208 Posts
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By the number of food stamps he got from his shows.
Why did the magician want more credits? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17197 Posts
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Because besides performer he was also stage manager, director, producer, writer, choreographer, lighting technician and sound man.
Why did the magician's assistant drink a quart of Canola oil?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20507 Posts
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She wanted to benefit the show without any friction from her.
Why don't magicians have numbers like cars in NASCAR? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11208 Posts
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They don't look cool with numbers.
Why did the magician vanish a bicycle on stage? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17197 Posts
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Because he saw the cops looking for it in the audience.
Why did the magician pull a hot dog out of his hat?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Mike Brezler Inner circle Waynesboro, Pa. 1114 Posts
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Because he forgot his bunny at home.
Why did the magician wear ice skates onto the stage? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17197 Posts
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Because he was a cheap skate.
Why did the magician's wife buy a pizza parlor?
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