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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts 
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So he will not be jobless.
Why did the magician's wife perform the sawing in half illusion on him in the act? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17449 Posts
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She would have a spare just in case..
What was the name of the juggler/mine act?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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The Amazing Tongini.
Why did the magician like performing outdoor when it is snowing? |
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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He thought it would add atmosphere to Snow Storm in China.
Why did the magician keep changing his screen name? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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He ran out of clean underwear
Why did the clown make a rubber pizza appear?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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Mike Brezler Inner circle Waynesboro, Pa. 1114 Posts
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He had multiple personalities
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17449 Posts
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Why didn/t Mr Mike ask a question? ..
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because he already has all the answers.
What did the magician say when the boy held out his clean hand?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17449 Posts
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"Come back when it's dirty."..
Where did the magician get his thimbles?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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From Tom Thumb and Thimbilina.
Why did the magician keep a butcher knife in his back pocket?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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To show off his latest cut and restored silk.
Why did the magician levitate the lawn mower? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because he let his grass grow too high.
How did the magic clown translate Coup de grace into English?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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With the help of Fr. Photius.
Why did the magician perform wearing a 6 feet stilt? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because he had a short act and wanted to make it longer. (Oh James! You missed it! Coup de grace = mow de lawn).
Why did James Tong translate the entire "Now that's funny" forum into Chinese?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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(Fr. Photius, I actually didn't know that Coup de grace = mow de lawn. Thanks.)
So his Chinese friends can read and enjoy the jokes. Why did the magician's wife took over his act permanently? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because he was doing 20 to life for writing hot checks.
(Coup de grace really means final blow of blow of grace. But in English sounds like "cut the grass") Why did the magician pawn his assistant?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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(Thanks, Fr. Photius. Learn something new here.)
The gold finger ring could not come out of her finger. Why is the magician's wife getting more shows than him? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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She's a stripper.
Why was the magician always seen in a taxi?
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He's working the cab performing for the passengers.
What kind of tricks would he be performing? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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The old take the money and run trick.
Why did the magician run naked from his girlfriend's house?
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