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On 2009-12-20 23:26, Father Photius wrote:
She's a stripper.


You mean exotic dancer, right?..

He got cleaned out in strip poker..

Why did the magician vacuum his cards?...
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So he can re-use the woofle dust tha are sprinkled on it.

Why did the magician keeps boxes of woofle dust at home?
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That way he could limit the competition!

Why do magicians use wands for rope magic but not use rope for wand magic?
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They could not find very stiff rope.

How did the magician carry his props when he skateboard all the way to his gig?
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Extra large thumb tip..

Why did the magician eat an ice cream cone before the show?...
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So that he would be cool, calm and collected on stage.


How did the Malaysian Magician make a Moose disappear?
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With a very large spoon!

Why does a goat have two horns and a unicorn only has one?
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Because there is no such thing as a unigoat


Why did Rebo pour seltzer down Mark's pants?
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Plop, Plop, Fizz, Fizz, Oh what a relief it is...

If half the magicians are above average and half the magicians are below average, how many magicians are average?
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None, but then magicians were never very logical or statistical.


What did the magician pull out of Abraham Lincoln's stove pipe hat?
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A note saying "Use for protection in theaters" OSHA.

Why are there weeping willows but never pines?
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Because all the pines have pined themselves away.


Why did the magician climb a tree?
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His career path took him out on a limb.

Why did the mime do a Beetles Show?
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Caused they loved him , yah, yah, yah.....


Why did the physician marry a magician?
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She believed in miracles.

Why do we assume Texas is a Lone star state? It has plenty.
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The stars at night are big and bright.... deep in the heart of Texas!


Why do so many great magicians come from Texas?
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That is a lone star story.

Are miniature cards bigger in Texas?
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I don't know all the miniature cards I've ever seen around here have Jumbo written on them.


What is the greatest illusion ever done in Texas?
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The oil well to dollar illusion..

Why did the magician move to Texas?...
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So he can fill his Lotta with oil.

What did the magician perform on the oil rig?
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