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Chen Lee water suppression! Black Crude

Why was Oil and Water switched to a card trick?
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So any magician can claim to be a Texan.

Why did the magician decide to join the Grave Diggers in Mongolia?
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He wanted to be and expert at bottom deals.

Why are magicians afraid of a pair pliers?
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That's why they are wearing TT permanently now.

Why did the magician buy 2 pairs of pliers?
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An audience member told him to "get a grip".

Why must magicians use sponge rocks?
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So the audience can behave better.

Why did the magician custom make a gigantic sponge rock?
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So no one could see the elephant before it was magically produced.

Why did the magician buy so much gray paint?
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To camouflage the elephant with the wall.

Why did the magician produce an ant-eater from his duck pan?
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He was preforming at a picnic and knew ants would be there.

Why are tablecloths checkered?
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To camouflage the well.

Why did the magician cover his eyes with a bra?
Bob Sanders
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He was hoping to see the point.

What if Pike's Peek turned out to be a hole?
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I can't imagine what would happen.

Why did the lizards follow the magician after his show?
Bob Sanders
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He knew the magician didn't draw an audience. Maybe he'll draw flies!

How can you tell a color blind magician?
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His top hat has a sign saying I am color blind.

Why did the magician want to dress completely in white?
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It was his wedding day.

Why do magicians tend to be all thumbs?
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They haven't learn to use their feet yet.

Why did the magician insist his ideas are the best?
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Because they worked great on his dog..

Why did the magician fill his milk pitcher with oil?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Bob Sanders
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It will float. He knows he can't walk on water.

Why doesn't a digit clock look like digital TV?
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Because it has its own unique face.

Why did the magician offer his socks for sale?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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He was two feet shorter than he used to be.

Why did the magician start doing camel magic?
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