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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts 
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Chen Lee water suppression! Black Crude
Why was Oil and Water switched to a card trick? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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So any magician can claim to be a Texan.
Why did the magician decide to join the Grave Diggers in Mongolia? |
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts
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He wanted to be and expert at bottom deals.
Why are magicians afraid of a pair pliers? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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That's why they are wearing TT permanently now.
Why did the magician buy 2 pairs of pliers? |
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts
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An audience member told him to "get a grip".
Why must magicians use sponge rocks? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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So the audience can behave better.
Why did the magician custom make a gigantic sponge rock? |
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts
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So no one could see the elephant before it was magically produced.
Why did the magician buy so much gray paint? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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To camouflage the elephant with the wall.
Why did the magician produce an ant-eater from his duck pan? |
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts
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He was preforming at a picnic and knew ants would be there.
Why are tablecloths checkered? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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To camouflage the well.
Why did the magician cover his eyes with a bra? |
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts
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He was hoping to see the point.
What if Pike's Peek turned out to be a hole? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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I can't imagine what would happen.
Why did the lizards follow the magician after his show? |
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts
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He knew the magician didn't draw an audience. Maybe he'll draw flies!
How can you tell a color blind magician? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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His top hat has a sign saying I am color blind.
Why did the magician want to dress completely in white? |
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts
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It was his wedding day.
Why do magicians tend to be all thumbs? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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They haven't learn to use their feet yet.
Why did the magician insist his ideas are the best? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17494 Posts
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Because they worked great on his dog..
Why did the magician fill his milk pitcher with oil?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts
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It will float. He knows he can't walk on water.
Why doesn't a digit clock look like digital TV? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because it has its own unique face.
Why did the magician offer his socks for sale?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts
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He was two feet shorter than he used to be.
Why did the magician start doing camel magic? |
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