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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts 
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That's the only animal he could find in the desert.
What did the magician do to the camel? |
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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He did color changing hump. (Is that one hump or two?)
In the desert, where do they get water to do Sands of the Desert? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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From the El Paso Water Utility.
Why did the magician do his show with a mouth full of carmels?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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His teeth were stuck in them.
On the average why is average unacceptable? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because average is so ordinary.
Why did the escape artist weld all his locks shut?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17443 Posts
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His mother in law was wearing them..
What did the magician leave Santa on xmas eve?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Sixten Inner circle Floral Park, NY, U.S.A. 4654 Posts
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(Being very cheap, and didn't buy anything for his wife)
A bag of 'Coal', with a request to leave: 'Diamonds'. Why didn't the audience show up for the magician's Xmas performance? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17443 Posts
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They were too busy opening their gifts..
What did the reindeer do to Santas magic bag of tricks?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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They were trying to build an act.
Why did the magician give Santa a long wish list? |
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Sixten Inner circle Floral Park, NY, U.S.A. 4654 Posts
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Due to being known as "The Naughty Magician", he knew he wasn't on Santa's short wish
list. Why is Santa thinking of by-passing Washington, DC? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17443 Posts
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They will charge him taxes on his inventory..
Why is xmas eve magic?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Everyone is hoping their wishlist would come true. Isn't that magic?
Why did the magician waited for Santa to make his appearance? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17443 Posts
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To see if he forgot anything..
Why did the magician do a whole show with matches?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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If anything fails he would just burn down the stage and leave no evidence of his mistakes.
Why did the magician stop buying new props? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17443 Posts
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There were no more to buy..
Why did the magician take a bath on stage?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Sixten Inner circle Floral Park, NY, U.S.A. 4654 Posts
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He was told, while in public, to 'clean up his act'!
Why did the magician booby-trap his chimney on Xmas eve? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He wants Santa to come in through the front door.
What did Santa say to him about the booby-trap? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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I don't like that kind of booby
What does Mrs Claus do while Santa is busy on Xmas eve?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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Sixten Inner circle Floral Park, NY, U.S.A. 4654 Posts
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(And/or, "I don't find your actions 'suit'-able for me!")
Mrs. Claus mingels with the other 'Kringels'. What type of transportation, will Mrs. Claus use, to visit the 'Kringels'? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Santa gave her a flying carpet she can use anytime and anywhere she wants.
What does Mr. and Mrs. Claus do after xmas? |
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