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Maloney Special user Newfoundland, Canada 709 Posts 
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...I don't want to go there.
What does santa's elves do after Christmas?
The Magic and Illusion of Jordan Maloney
"Experience the Unexplainable" www.jordanmaloney.com Go check it out! |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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They went back to busking till Santa calls them again.
What did the magician do during valentine's day? |
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Sixten Inner circle Floral Park, NY, U.S.A. 4654 Posts
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He went looking for work in "The 'Heart' of the City".
Why did the magician fail to make his 4 estimated tax payments for 2009? |
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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He made no predictions.
What do magicians serve for Christmas dinner? |
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Sixten Inner circle Floral Park, NY, U.S.A. 4654 Posts
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Their favorite dish, "Hare Under Glass".
Why did the magician's assistant, while performing, slap the magician across the face? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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He forgot his safety word
Why does Santa (if that is his "real" name) have so many "alias"?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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With all those kids he must have a woman in every port.
When washed, how long does it take Santa's suit to dry at the North Pole? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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On 2009-12-23 19:28, MikeHMagic wrote: (Bdsm magicians!!! More than I ever wanted to know!) It took his suit about 4 seconds to freeze dry. What happens to Santa when Mrs. Claus forgets to take him out of the suit when she hangs it out to dry?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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He sings "It's going to be a Blue Christmas..."
How tall would Santa be without those boots? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Seeing how he is really a Texan and rides high in the saddle, it is hard to say.
What is Santa going to leave in Bob's sock this year?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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It would have been a lump of coal but Mr. Peabody's train hauled it all away.
When Santa gets to Texas, does he talk slower to the deer? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Naw he exchanges them fer longhorns at the border.
Why do people think sitting around staring at a dead tree and eating candy out of a sock is celebrating?
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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After listening to them sing, anything is better.
What do cows think of Egg Nog? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Too much egg, not enough nog. Other than that it is moolicious.
How do you get eggnog out of a chicken?
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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Hennything is possible..
Why did the magician sing carols on xmas eve?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Being allowed to do that was his Christmas gift from others.
Did magic get the Lean from politicians or reading italics? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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I think it is the politicians.
Why did one of the politician become a magician? |
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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He was too lazy to work and too nervous to steal.
Why is grave digging going to become such a big industry in the USA? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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Because more people like to be on skeleton crews..
Why did the magician do a show in the cemetery?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because his act had been dead for years.
How much snow must there be on the ground before magicians will stop doing the snowstorm in their act?
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